Why did the person above you dump you?
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For not properly respecting his rock collection0
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FOr not getting her permission to play with my rocks in her bedroom0
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He was a rock collector...need I say more?0
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She caught me with her mom.0
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who was consequently in the same house with me and his dad, we were trying to find a room!0
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She got annoyed my phone's data connection sucked and I couldn't send her dong pics all day0
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His data connections sucks..been waiting for him to tell me something crude!0
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I could never eschew obfuscation and be crude....0
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I never understood him.0
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I bit her. In my defense, it was in a fit of passion!0
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She stopped talking to me..I got sad!0
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I asked her to chose between me and the dog0
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Because I kept leaving the lid off the cookie jar.0
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I ate all the cookies.0
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I tried to eat a cookie0
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I hid all the toilet paper after he ate an exlax cookie.0
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I retaliated by telling her that Toads were much more attractive!0
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She cried every time I took my clothes off0
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He didn't want me on mfp while I was in bed0
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Oh I so DO, you tart0
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I wasn't a Tart I was a Cupcake!0
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I like twinkies over cupcakes.0
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I wouldn't share my stash.0
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I tried stealing his stash. What? He wouldn't share!0
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I ran off with her stash and shared it with someone else!0
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She wasn't faithful. She would share what she had with everyone but me!0
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She "caught" me perform CPR on this old gentleman and decided i was gay0
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He wasn't gay0
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He was running and I couldn't keep up0
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She thought I was too wild and moved to fast!0
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