We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
Why did the person above you dump you?
Replies
-
For not properly respecting his rock collection0
-
FOr not getting her permission to play with my rocks in her bedroom0
-
He was a rock collector...need I say more?0
-
She caught me with her mom.0
-
who was consequently in the same house with me and his dad, we were trying to find a room!0
-
She got annoyed my phone's data connection sucked and I couldn't send her dong pics all day0
-
His data connections sucks..been waiting for him to tell me something crude!0
-
I could never eschew obfuscation and be crude....0
-
I never understood him.0
-
I bit her. In my defense, it was in a fit of passion!0
-
She stopped talking to me..I got sad!0
-
I asked her to chose between me and the dog0
-
Because I kept leaving the lid off the cookie jar.0
-
I ate all the cookies.0
-
I tried to eat a cookie0
-
I hid all the toilet paper after he ate an exlax cookie.0
-
I retaliated by telling her that Toads were much more attractive!0
-
She cried every time I took my clothes off0
-
He didn't want me on mfp while I was in bed0
-
Oh I so DO, you tart0
-
I wasn't a Tart I was a Cupcake!0
-
I like twinkies over cupcakes.0
-
I wouldn't share my stash.0
-
I tried stealing his stash. What? He wouldn't share!0
-
I ran off with her stash and shared it with someone else!0
-
She wasn't faithful. She would share what she had with everyone but me!0
-
She "caught" me perform CPR on this old gentleman and decided i was gay0
-
He wasn't gay0
-
He was running and I couldn't keep up0
-
She thought I was too wild and moved to fast!0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.4K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.4K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 388 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 916 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions