Why did the person above you dump you?
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She kicked me out of the closet0
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You're a keeper!
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We both couldn't have tattoos!0
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She caught me pleasuring myself to Saturday morning cartoons0
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Wouldn't watch cartoons with him0
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She turned 30, the year when gravity hits women like bricks to a window0
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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage wrote: »She turned 30, the year when gravity hits women like bricks to a window
She's in her prime though0 -
Because I am not in my prime0
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Because I always make passes at girls who wear glasses.0
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He kept taking me to Lebowski Fest for our anniversary and made me dress like a toe!0
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My whole family wears glasses, slept with both of my sisters, my mom and my grandma!0
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Because I don't wear glasses and wont sleep with both her sisters!0
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Because she found out my best friend was a pornstar0
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we were never dating ..0
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She wouldn't date me! I tried!0
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So I went to one porn star party without her! She was furious!0
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I wouldn't slow down0
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She was the guest of honor at the porn star party and I wasn't0
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I was too Slow0
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my feet are too big.0
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I had a hard time tilting over to look her in the eyes0
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My feet were too small.0
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my giant hands pawed her too much0
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and I wouldn't stop laughing0
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She was always laughing when I got undressed. Hurt my feelings.0
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