Why did the person above you dump you?

RunnerStephe

She kicked me out of the closet

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RunnerStephe

You're a keeper!

MegzC321

We both couldn't have tattoos!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She caught me pleasuring myself to Saturday morning cartoons

RunnerStephe

Wouldn't watch cartoons with him

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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She turned 30, the year when gravity hits women like bricks to a window

RunnerStephe

paws3515 wrote: »

We have already discussed this... im a keeper

I'd never dump you darling

RunnerStephe

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage wrote: »

She turned 30, the year when gravity hits women like bricks to a window

She's in her prime though

Spnneil06

Because I am not in my prime

Fvaisey

Because I always make passes at girls who wear glasses.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

He kept taking me to Lebowski Fest for our anniversary and made me dress like a toe!

Spnneil06

My whole family wears glasses, slept with both of my sisters, my mom and my grandma!

MegzC321

Because I don't wear glasses and wont sleep with both her sisters!

assthetik

Because she found out my best friend was a pornstar

FrozenSongBird

we were never dating ..

Spnneil06

She wouldn't date me! I tried!

MegzC321

assthetik wrote: »

Because she found out my best friend was a pornstar

only got mad because we werent invited to any crazy porn star parties!!

Spnneil06

So I went to one porn star party without her! She was furious!

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RunnerStephe

I wouldn't slow down

cakebatter07

She was the guest of honor at the porn star party and I wasn't

MegzC321

I was too Slow

LoneWolf_70

my feet are too big.

jacques57

I had a hard time tilting over to look her in the eyes

MegzC321

My feet were too small.

LoneWolf_70

my giant hands pawed her too much

RoseyDgirl

and I wouldn't stop laughing

Spnneil06

She was always laughing when I got undressed. Hurt my feelings.