Why did the person above you dump you?

_Figgzie_

_Figgzie_ wrote: »

she was too busy responding to every single post in the chit chat forum

ditto for above

Misshodge64

You welcome Darling

TheBeerRunner

I wasn't hood enough for her. lol

jazzy_45

he ran from beers

Xeuleu

I ran out of beers

TheBeerRunner

I ran away with all the beer

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

he got mad at me throwing velcro darts at his beard to see if they would stick

vlheureux

I loved the characters in the books that I read more. And said it. A lot.

JtKeil

I refused to wear the Madame Bovary outfits.

Misshodge64

I dyed me hair in a number 4 and it came out Green

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I shaved her head when she was sleeping to donate the hair to Locks For Love

DrenRigs

@ Lady.... didnt want to expose my identity

jazzy_45

too much booty for his liking

winf

because I was a boob man

SugarBabyGirl

I thought he said BOOTS...

TheBeerRunner

I never looked her in the eyes

winf

My wallet couldn't keep up with her boot habit

DreamBigEatLarge

cos he had to change his rotation day at the gym

winf

Because I wanted to go the gym and she just wanted to stay home and do "cardio"

DreamBigEatLarge

Hmmm...the fact that he didn't want to do 'cardio' with me was grounds for seperation

territhefrog

I'm a couch potato.

sw33tp3a11

I ate frog legs

emkayelle91

Bc I wasn't adventurous enough for her

Chieflrg

Because I was twice her age....

Spnneil06

he had a strange age thing.

Chieflrg

She thought I was cheating on her with one of her multiple personalities.

_JustDG_

It was all a big misunderstanding!

assthetik

she wanted me to perform CPR on her dying horse. wha???????

holagatita

he looked better than me in blue shirts

_Figgzie_

I couldn't stop creeping her