Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She is a one person girl, and I wasn't ready for the commitment!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I was always asking for exclusivity!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    needy.....i like variety and she won't wear wigs!
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    I refused to wear her wigs, what's wrong with brown hair?!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wasn't too fond of My Red hair :(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I was jealous of her hair color!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    She has dumped my so many times I have lost track, but I think I was wearing a red wig
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    I refused to call him Susan when he donned his red wig
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    edited October 2014
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    She found out that instead of working out, i was standing outside the pole dancing classes next door and ogling
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was too intimidated by me so would have others wear red wigs! But she still thinks about me all of the time! ;)
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    They both found out I lied about being a care assistant when they caught me pole dancing with the neighbors.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She was too intimidated by me so would have others wear red wigs! But she still thinks about me all of the time! ;)

    I still do..(puppy dog eyes) one more chance?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    JtKeil wrote: »
    They both found out I lied about being a care assistant when they caught me pole dancing with the neighbors.

    Teach me teach me!
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    She got mad at me when I wouldn't share my secrets >:)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Lol! She wanted me to join in on her antics next door, but I'm not that kind of Girl! ;)
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    edited October 2014
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    She never donned a bikini on any of our beach dates and i expressed my disappointment
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
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    She has higher morals than me :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited October 2014
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    She thought I was a Prude!

    @Assthetik- He was disappointed in me that I preferred the Nude Beach instead!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I can't bring myself too..she pole dances and I want to watch!
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    she got sick of my abs and wanted a soft belly to cuddle with

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