Why did the person above you dump you?

Spnneil06

I couldn't kiss her after she'd eaten. It upset her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She apparently hates Hot dogs! ;p

That1Chick_Brit

I stole all her shoes

bbg_daryl

We're both married. It caused too much drama. xD

RunnerStephe

Hubs hated me

FabulousFantasticFifty

I could run faster than he!

RunnerStephe

She could run as far as me

Terrieleeagnew

He wouldn't share his cheesecake

RunnerStephe

You can eat it all.

territhefrog

Cheesecake? I made a pumpkin cheesecake and ate it all myself. She was maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd!

RunnerStephe

My kind of gal

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I knew she'd eat the whole cheesecake so I spiked it with ex-lax! ;p

territhefrog

I overflowed the toilet. TWICE. And didn't clean it up. That's what you get when you spike my cheesecake with exlax. :grimacing:

RunnerStephe

How do I respond to that one?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I always had a comeback and teased him for being speechless!

territhefrog

RunnerStephe wrote: »

How do I respond to that one?

I would say WTF or EWWWW.

@ Fab.....she's a talker and I didn't listen.

RunnerStephe

Wanted to talk, but missed my skills

Misshodge64

He didn't

Groovyca2022

I borrowed her heels without asking first.

anirishdad

Ikept telling her she looked like Ann Curry

cuteandfunsized

I didn't know who Ann curry was

Misshodge64

Groovycadreamr wrote: »

I borrowed her heels without asking first.

You welcomed to anything of mine

anirishdad

i called her Norma Jeane by accident...

Misshodge64

He wouldn't take off my heels

anirishdad

Misshodge64

He didn't like my 20 inch wig

anirishdad

because her wig looked better on me than her

Misshodge64

IMC you're pure entertainment

siport

i kept eating her lunch

Misshodge64

Wouldn't change my picture