Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

I called him a putz one too many times.

Spnneil06

She would call me rude names. Hurt my self esteem.

MyChocolateDiet

Because I called them "bland".

Spnneil06

She thought everything was lacking flavor.

Misshodge64

She didn't we are peas in a pot

territhefrog

I don't like peas.

therealblackdahlia

She doesn't like devils

Spnneil06

because I didn't like when she poked me with her trident

therealblackdahlia

Spnneil06 wrote: »

because I didn't like when she poked me with her trident

No? It'll only hurt a little....

bob108819

I was too angelic

Spnneil06

he wore angel wings everywhere. so embarassing

FrozenSongBird

I ate all her gummi bears.

PapaPeace

I wouldn't give her my gummy bears.

summerhaze71

he didn't know how to share

lawandfitness

I stole her favourite lipstick

N2Couture

I didn't wear lipstick colours she liked much.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hated the fact that I wear red lipstick 24/7!

lawandfitness

I tried to make her wear pink lipstick

Drea_h85

I told her I'm done with her bitting.

lawandfitness

Drea_h85 wrote: »

I told her I'm done with her bitting.

But you swore you liked it!

ApexofApes

She doesn't date cartoons.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I was a little bit scared of him! (him???)

territhefrog

I called her a chicken.

siport

she got bored with my need for selfies

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Spnneil06

He never could get his pics right! Frustrating! One day he looks like a monster, the next day he looks hot. Told him it's about the lighting!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I told him that I wanted a man who walked upright and he hadn't yet evolved!

Spnneil06

He was always complaining about the holes in his knees! Buck up buttercup!

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