Why did the person above you dump you?

staceybradleywells

she was to busy laughing with all the other boys

assthetik

she never laughed except when i was naked

territhefrog

I pointed and laughed when he was naked.

staceybradleywells

She was to busy looking at naked guys.

DenDweller

We always referred to it as the Whoopie Pie Incident. We were never the same afterwards...

staceybradleywells

There was this incident....I can't go on

Itbeginswithyourself

She found out I was straight...

staceybradleywells

Yes and I was very shocked! Anyways she was straigt....*sob*

Spnneil06

She was always shocked about stuff, too excited all the time. And I was there like "meh"

WMDemetree

I was always excited to see her.

SwedishSarah

He was more excited to see mneil02 than me.

WMDemetree

always blamed me for talking to other ladies... even though my intentions were platonic.

SwedishSarah

Our definitions of platonic were very different.

DenDweller

I know she's a Paleontologist. But, she said she's not into fossils. I don't understand.

Spnneil06

WHy can't you just understand my feelings?

DenDweller

Feelings? Feelings do not compute. Error.

staceybradleywells

Was never in tune with his feelings

Spnneil06

I was tired of all the feelings, so I shut her out.

WMDemetree

always shut me out... oops that was going to be a terrible typo!

staceybradleywells

Tired of all his typos.