Why did the person above you dump you?

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I refused to spray her area with the prescribed fungicide and making love felt like kicking it with mushrooms

Spnneil06

he was thinking of the wrong lady, we never slept together. Only phone sex

N2Couture

She fell for Wheird.

Spnneil06

she thought I was wheird but it was just a friendship!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was definitely WEIRD and she just wanted to be friends!

WMDemetree

I wanted more than just her friendship she could not handle it.

therealblackdahlia

he was interested in another

lunalee84

I would never answer the "mirror, mirror" question quite to her liking.

N2Couture

My ADHD drove her bonkers.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was Bonkers!

therealblackdahlia

She didn't

WMDemetree

Looked better than her in red.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted to wear my Red lipstick and a red wig! (Pretty much steal my identity!)

Spnneil06

she was paranoid. Thought people wanted her lipstick!

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Spnneil06

she got other ladies pregnant!

N2Couture

She disliked my pillow talk.

Spnneil06

I wanted to sleep, she wanted to talk. she even talked in her sleep!

Oxmarqt

I started seeing another girl on the side and she was mad that I didn't get her one too.

WMDemetree

He never saw people straight, always on the side.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Anytime I ordered something "on-the-side" when we had dinner he got upset!

Spnneil06

when she ordered our waiter with his clothes on the side I got a little upset!

N2Couture

My drunk dialing.

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holagatita

wanted me to be sober

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I Saran Wrapped the toilet when her mom visited so shed never come back

emkayelle91

Because I kept one-upping his pranks

_Figgzie_

she wouldn't dare

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was always daring him to do unscrupulous things that got him in trouble!

N2Couture

The tat I got of her name .. spelled incorrectly.