Why did the person above you dump you?

Timshel_

I was too quick, like a bunny.

Sinistrous

Waited more than an hour to be "quick"

N2Couture

She saw lucky rabbits feet in my shoebox.

Timshel_

My poll wasn't long enough for her ring toss games.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

He could not spell "pole" and I am a grammar nazi

FabulousFantasticFifty

Becuz eye rote him latters lyk this!

N2Couture

lol .. you all make my rotflmao


She told me my boots made me an amazon, she hated it.

ilfaith

I lost her Dirty Dancing soundtrack.

elephant2mouse

I couldn't dance dirty

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't dance with me like Patrick Swayze!

winf

because I stole her tool belt

N2Couture

My need to play pool too often.

territhefrog

I stole her balls.
Pool balls!!!!!

vasairiah

He was a thief ! ;p

territhefrog

She couldn't remember that I have a twinkie not a winkie.

N2Couture

The toilet paper debaucle.

assthetik

debacle*


yea thats why

FabulousFantasticFifty

I really have no idea! He never told me, just up and left one day!

Misshodge64

Stole her wallet and bought shoes

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Misshodge64

Too Holy

Spnneil06

I wasn't holy enough for her.

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Spnneil06

He wanted us to dress as the TMNT and do lewd acts in public! I can't get a third strike!

assthetik

She didnt like that i kept changing pics while she never changed hers

Spnneil06

RIGHT?? I've been trying but I HATE all my pics!

He thinks I'm so boring!

assthetik

you are many things but boring isnt one of them

She always misunderstood me

SugarBabyGirl

He was too complicated.

FabulousFantasticFifty

We'd always argue about who's legs were longer!

holagatita

I told her to wear pants because it's cold (I was only looking out for her) =(