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Why did the person above you dump you?
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Because I didn't fit her macros that day
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He didn't like it when I painted all the weights pink. I probably should have asked first. x sigh x0
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I broke her shades. I'm sorry. 0
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She wanted a busty lady so she could share bras 0
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I wasn't her type0
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He wanted me to dress as Cassius, Brutus, or Judas during sexy time...I couldn't even...0
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Because she wanted me to call he Aunt Sadie during sexy time.... nope. couldn't do it0
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I turned off Cheers when we were getting it on....but you live and you learn right?!!!0
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i hid her tank tops...0
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I stretched out all his t-shirts0
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she would wear other guys clothes in bed...still smelled like them.0
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I smelled like the cologne of my MFP Crush!0
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It was impawsible to keep her paws off me -cry-0
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I never laughed when she thought she was being funny!
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She did? Huh.0
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Her feet stunk...0
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I wiped it on the curtains...0
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I drank all her cherry coke.0
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I accused her of having an addiction to Coke!0
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I ate from her plate at restaurants0
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I threw my coke at her.0
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He liked someone else's cutlery0
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You have sporks?0
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I kept stealing gulps of her wine when she wasn't looking.0
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