Why did the person above you dump you?
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I found out he was my Father!0
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because I accidentially reversed the car over her pet cat....two or three times0
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Because I published video of him road raging a cat...0
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I refused to let him videotape me!0
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She found my secret stash of when I videotaped her0
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he recorded everything. Can't I brush my teeth in peace?0
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She was too shy to even brush her teeth around me.
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I don't like shopping for shoes as much as she does.0
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I kept getting lost in her eyes0
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because she didn't like me keeping my false teeth in her favourite glass0
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I typed too slow when we sexted.0
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wouldnt show her face in the noods. I like seeing the whole package0
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cos I didn't show my face in photos
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because I washed my feet with her facecloth0
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I made him bathe at the Truckstop down on Hwy 85!0
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She didn't like the truckers I brought home.0
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She was making money on the side with a couple of guys named Earl and Hank!0
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he made me ride in the back of the truck. It's 19 degrees and there are two available seats inside the cab!0
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She made fun of my truck.0
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I refused to sit in his truck.0
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She wanted to get back at her ex and told me to "sit in his truck". I didn't hear 'sit'.0
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He was missing half of the things I was saying and some misunderstandings were... uncomfortable ...0
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Because I put Vaseline on the toilet seat.0
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I was kissing half her tongs, and my misgivings were apparently a Comforter0
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Because I systematically rearranged all of the food in the cabinets by type and then put them in alphabetical order.0
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I wore her heels jogging and she got all OCD on me0
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She ate all the fudge and didn't share.0
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He only wanted me for the cornish fudge, to hell with my sparkling personality!!!0
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While she was cleaning her sparkling personality, I stole her fudge. yum0
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He stole everything from me. He never really loved me.0
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