Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

She said "Lets do it" And I thought she meant "It", but she meant something else!

Spnneil06

I am in love! New wifey maybe! lol

holagatita

lol i guess if we are married "it" is part of it right?

Spnneil06

Right!!!!! Yay!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I got mad because she's always talking about "it" with others!

Spnneil06

She wouldn't let me do "it" with others, I said she could watch! I'm not stingy!

JeffMeehan

I found out she was wonder woman...lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't know that I was the real Wonder Woman!

JeffMeehan

I found out she was wonder womans evil twin...lmao

Spnneil06

He had an obsession with wonder woman.

territhefrog

I burned the toast.

Spnneil06

She thought I didn't love her burnt toast!

Spnneil06

I kept changing the sheets....

Misshodge64

I wore too many extensions

Xeuleu

Pulled out her extensions

_Terrapin_

I told him his only friend is really a Denver fan.

Xeuleu

I knew that, kinda sad, but she is a great friend

Groovyca2022

Idk...I woke up one morning and he was gone. <grumble>

FabulousFantasticFifty

I turned on the Broncos and started rootin for Seattle!
(jk)