Why did the person above you dump you?
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She caught me eating brains and got scared.0
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Brains are gross!0
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She was intimidated by my intelligence!0
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Too smart for me, Im all rainbows and lollipops!0
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I complained about all the lollipop sticks in the bed0
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he was always complaining, even in bed...sad!0
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When she wouldn't let me have a red lollipop, I glued all her shoes to the floor.
(btw, this actually happened when I was 8 and my brother was 12. I glued all his shoes to the floor. It was so worth getting grounded for a week)0 -
I'm scared of frogs0
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I put frogs in her bed. She freaked out. And then I put the video online.0
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She was way too sweet for me0
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I cried when she wanted to give me a tattoo.0
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Her body adorned the names of countless past loves.0
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I applied removable tattoos on her butt. She thought they were real.0
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I told her I was a frog. I was actually a toad....0
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frogs toads..all the time! Really there is more in lifE!0
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She was the irresistible force. I, the immovable object.0
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I never understood him...0
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He dwelled too much on the past. That, and he would never move.0
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i kept stealing her shampoo0
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kept fighting about who's turn it was to wash their hair0
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