Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
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    got rid of his electric toothbrush
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    i started using her toothbrush and she found out
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    I didn't have a electric toothbrush
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    wanted to watch a french film and i got her La confidential
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Found out I was catfishing him and that I'm really a dude.
  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
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    fell in love while catfishing another dude
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited October 2014
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    He got mad that I was swooning over Russel Crow when we watched LA Confidential!

    oops...that went by quickly1 :stuck_out_tongue:

    She didn't like me "catfishing" with someone else! (whatever that means???) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    I wanted her to catfish and she threw all my cats into the lake thinking they will come back with fish
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    he's mean to cats!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Hahahahahha!!! ^^^
    I found out that he was really a 12 year old boy named Billy who was supposed to stay off his Mama's computer! (I looked it up!) :stuck_out_tongue:
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    edited October 2014
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    She was tired of me always being on the computer, doing god knows what.
  • Lian98
    Lian98 Posts: 275 Member
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    He hated that I always tried to sneak into his computer and see what he was up to.
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    she found lewd images of her elder sister on my laptop. Babe! i swear i was just trying to estimate her bf%, nothing else
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    He completely fudged my body fat calculations! LIAR!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He always accused me of lying! So I dumped him instead!
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    She got tired of my crazy schemes, babe, I swear there really is a treasure map hidden in the Declaration of Independence!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Because I wouldn't participate in any more schemes!
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    I was scheming to get rid of her cat.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He eyed my cat's suspiciously all the time.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Got fed up with all the 'junk' shots I was sending her

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