Why did the person above you dump you?

lawandfitness

I wouldn't let her do my hair

therealblackdahlia

I was too old for her

Spnneil06

She kept saying she was too old but wouldn't say how old she really was, I suspect she was younger!

therealblackdahlia

we always argued about age!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was too old for Her!!!

Spnneil06

I couldn't keep up on the dance floor with her!

FabulousFantasticFifty

No she couldn't! I'm a dancing machine!!! :agree:

therealblackdahlia

My girls, the two above, wanted to spend time alone

kimault1984

It weirded her out that people kept thinking we were sisters

Spnneil06

She told people we were sisters when I embarrassed her in public!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her that she was embarrassing me when she got frisky at a funeral!

darktolight

She got fed up of saying 'eeek!'

Alisontheice

I couldn't follow through on my ninja skills...she was disappointed

funforsports

She thought I was a ninja for some odd reason.

lunalee84

He didn't like me forcing him to role play

Fataf99

she didn't like me watching her forcing him to role play

dodgethepodge

He got scared when I took him to the dungeon

Alisontheice

She didn't like when I went snooping in her dungeon

holagatita

I've never skated

sentaruu

she felt like she only got half of my attention...

Sinistrous

I messed up. Whoops.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her she was a Big "Messup!"

TanLinesNTailgates2

He hated me telling other people about the time I caught a bigger fish

Locked_On_Target

I pressured her into a threesome.

TanLinesNTailgates2

Cause I acted "pressured" when in reality I just didn't want to ruin the surprise..

That1Chick_Brit

Because I have no tan lines. I'm about as pale as the come.

TanLinesNTailgates2

Cause I pressured her into sunbathing with me

Alisontheice

Because she didn't like that I freckled and didn't tan

That1Chick_Brit

because I cannot, for the life of me, ice skate.

Alisontheice

Because she.wouldn't let me teach her to.skate