Why did the person above you dump you?

feralX

Because I confessed that although I was Canadian, I did not like hockey.

BlueEyedRedhead

Because I wouldn't wear shorts like his

SubZeroDude

I didn't have good style

TanLinesNTailgates2

He said I had too many pairs of shoes

Sinistrous

They knew I was trouble when I walked in.

TanLinesNTailgates2

I forgot to buy the cheetos

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought I ate too much junk food!

SubZeroDude

I ate all the junk food that she bought for us to share

territhefrog

I told them to shut up and stop complaining.

Sinistrous

Didn't want to build a snowman with me!!! :<

fearlessleader104

I didn't know how to build a snowman

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told him he had to stop sticking his wrist inside his mouth, very unsanitary!!!

Sinistrous

I had it coming.

TheBeerRunner

I couldn't handle the rainbow text.

TanLinesNTailgates2

He couldn't handle me drinking the last beer

TheBeerRunner

She got mad I spent more time brewing beer than hanging out with her.

TanLinesNTailgates2

He just wasn't that in to me anymore lol

Hockey_Winger

Got tired of me constantly asking to see her tan lines...

TanLinesNTailgates2

He left me for a woman with no tan lines

TheBeerRunner

She was jealous of my farmer's tan.

TanLinesNTailgates2

he dumped me for the farmer's daughter

TheBeerRunner

She dumped me for the farmer... lol

Locked_On_Target

She caught me sharing her sexy pics with my friends.

HealthyinAZ

Noo that's a turn on - you dumped me because I refused to dress up as a furry for you

TanLinesNTailgates2

TheBeerRunner wrote: »

She dumped me for the farmer... lol

haha

TanLinesNTailgates2

He dumped us because he just wanted us to wash his jeep lol

Sinistrous

They refused to taste the rainbow.. So, this is my revenge.

TASTE THE RAINBOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TanLinesNTailgates2

Because I do not eat Skittles anymore

SubZeroDude

I was a little husky...

lunalee84

I was allergic to dog hair