Why did the person above you dump you?
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Because she hated how my Movember 'stach looked.0
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Because he celebrated the wrong thanksgiving.0
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she said I didn't worship her like the Goddess she was0
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Because I was a Goddess!0
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she told me she would return the favor and then would fall asleep.0
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I kept trying to wake her up from her naps. Then I decided just not to wake her up.0
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she got sick of me borrowing her cloths... erm.. wait..0
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He didn't want to come in like a Pokeball. He refused to catch 'em all. He left in an electric storm and I had to Squirtle with an amazing force.0
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She just was not that into me anymore lol0
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Because she realized that I really wasn't into Pokémon... but still stole all of her Twinkies0
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Because I never understood her sexy talk!0
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Because I got mad that she called me a scrub!0
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I would never talk about her0
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He didn't like when I tuned him out for always talking about himself lol0
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I don't tan... I burn horribly... So it could never have lasted.0
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He refused to let the sun make his protective layer of skin.0
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Because She thought I was too pale and wanted me to break my rules and go outside without sunscreen and I flat out refused!!!0
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found out I was a girl0
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because I wasn't manly enough for her.0
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because I was too manly enough for her.0
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Because when we shook hands, I went with two pumps of the hand, he liked 4.0
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I liked to hug and He only liked fist pumps!0
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Something about fists and I didn't catch the rest.0
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I wasn't into fisticuffs!0
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I told her the "Real" Black Dahlia was dead!0
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Because I told her gingers have no souls!0
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