Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

She Insisted on a morning Bourbon shot and I preferred Coffee!

cheermomblessed

bc i made her cry when i told her i hate lipstick

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always found a football in our bed!

Harigbultje

Secretly married someone else

assthetik

i always compared her to my ex's

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wouldn't wear wigs to bed!

Spnneil06

she said I have a blonde fetish!

Spnneil06

I told her I preferred her before!

assthetik

she found out that i had worn expired condoms on our first night together

FabulousFantasticFifty

I used their contacts to decorate my jean jacket because my Bedazzler broke!

assthetik

She was ok with me sleep walking but then it got worse and i started sleep streaking

Alisontheice

He didn't like when I video taped his sleep streaking

Hockey_Winger

I posted the video on the internet, made millions and didn't share.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found some disturbing videos hiding in her bedside drawer!

DMMayhue

She didn't have an open mind about my video collection

Alisontheice

I preferred old school VHS over dvd…said I was too retro

WMDemetree

She would not keep my Betmax tapes