Why did the person above you dump you?

ilfaith

Because she found a red hair in the gingerbread I baked.

release_the_kraken

Because I told her FL makes my hair frizzy..

SugarBabyGirl

I borrowed his kilt

MoonOverMyHammies7

Because I don't believe in matching Tattoos

therealblackdahlia

cause she wasn't into girls

MaxPower0102

She saw what I looked like in the 80s

feralkitten1010

I used his hair gel.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I was born waaaay before the 80's!

WMDemetree

because I was born way before she was

therealblackdahlia

I wasn't his type

velocityc6

simple stuff like not taking out the trash wth!

Spnneil06

he would leave piles of trash everywhere..it was gross!

WMDemetree

I did not perform my chores as expected... in bed.

latenitelucy

He didn't like me dating him and his dad at the same time.

Spnneil06

Me dad is dead and she was dating his ghost. Creeped me out.

MaxPower0102

I am not old enough to be her Dad.....

therealblackdahlia

I didn't live up to his standards

WMDemetree

I had no standards

FabulousFantasticFifty

I had a habit of calling him Daddy!

Spnneil06

I thought her and WMDemetree were having an affair!

MoonOverMyHammies7

I kept outing everyone and their love triangles or octagons.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't "Get" the whole CIRCLE of love concept!

siport

i kept walking in circles and she kept telling me thats not what she meant

JDArnold80

He only wanted to date while we did time in prison, apparently.

TanLinesNTailgates2

I didn't add enough money on his books in prison

JDArnold80

She hated my Ducati... Refused to be with a guy with a Sport bike

siport

he would only ride his bike

ilfaith

I kept trying to warm up my cold hands on his warm buttocks.

velocityc6

I couldn't get the hang of tennis

Spnneil06

He thought throwing tennis balls at me was the name of the game..he has a heck of an arm and I was covered in welts!