Why did the person above you dump you?

La_Malfaisante

I was too wild

mikeshockley

I stared at her shirt too much.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I would always say..."Excuse me! My eyes are up here!!!"

mikeshockley

SugarBabyGirl

our dogs didn't get along

Building_Bulk

I found and removed all the webcams she had hidden in my house

WMDemetree

I did not laugh at his jokes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was Hilarious and he had no sense of humor!

WMDemetree

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I was Hilarious and he had no sense of humor!

Alas, I learned that too late!

N2Couture

I couldn't quit playing Candy Crush. Even in bed :huh:

assthetik

i was jealous of all the attention her weight loss was getting her

Hockey_Winger

I had to Google the word "Couture"

Spnneil06

He would google anything just to prove me wrong, made me angry!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told him he had no Fashion sense!

Hockey_Winger

I told her that I would agree with her but then we would both be wrong.

Spnneil06

he googled fashion sense then went on a rant about fab!

assthetik

she wanted me to be ok with her perpetual wardrobe malfunctions but i was not

Oxmarqt

I kept telling him to stand up straight.

Hockey_Winger

I wouldn't keep calling him a 'lean, mean fighting machine'

assthetik

he was still in love with oxmarqt