Why did the person above you dump you?

Spnneil06

She thought I couldn't dance.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I only wanted to dance and was always too tired for Nookie!

assthetikk

i was obsessed with my butt and stared at it for hours in the mirror

TanLinesNTailgates2

He checked out his butt more than he checked out mine.. lol

assthetikk

she got furious when i failed to balance a champagne glass on my butt like Kim

TanLinesNTailgates2

assthetikk wrote: »

she got furious when i failed to balance a champagne glass on my butt like Kim

lol

assthetikk

TanLinesNTailgates2 wrote: »

assthetikk wrote: »

she got furious when i failed to balance a champagne glass on my butt like Kim

lol

TanLinesNTailgates2

siport

he kept shouting commands at me

JanGlock

He didn't like my top

JDArnold80

Because I wanted to see all of her and not just the rack.

dkewatson

I refused to go to random fields with him

Spnneil06

he loved his puppy more than me.

dkewatson

She was jealous of my love towards my awesome puppy

Spnneil06

I had to sleep outside while the dog slept in our bed.

dkewatson

her husband caught us together

darktolight

I couldnt keep up with him

dkewatson

I would only take pictures of her abs

Spnneil06

he sent me videos that wouldn't load.

Sinistrous

I was 100 years older

Sinistrous

I didn't dump him for that, I dumped him for saying to use food coloring.

Sinistrous

I have jet black hair and he wanted me to put food coloring in it :(

Building_Bulk

I didn't believe in unicorns

Sinistrous

sdfrcf wrote: »

I didn't believe in unicorns

LOLOLLL!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!! hahaha..

buckshot500 wrote: »

It was all safe except the red dye #13

I can promise you that it wasn't dye! That was food coloring :(

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told her that I hated Skittles!

WMDemetree

I didn't own a pickup truck

Spnneil06

Because I was in to girls.

vasairiah

I wasn't ...

Haythen

I was too overwhelming

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