Why did the person above you dump you?

Spnneil06

She always wanted to communicate...tiresome!

assthetik

i asked her to work in a strip club so i could pay for medical school

Tiki1978

He wasnt into my foot fetish

assthetik

She was always near my feet and would never kiss me so i threw a fit

WMDemetree

My feet were not long enough

Intervene

I was too short.

WMDemetree

I had nicer hair

timberowl

I got bored with bowling.

Spnneil06

She would never go bowling with me, even if I pouted!

WMDemetree

Could not resist her pouting

Spnneil06

I don't know, one day he thought I was irresistible the next day he says he wants to see other people!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I was able to escape from her dungeon and finally see my Family!

Spnneil06

She said that she felt like I kept her in a cage, and she needed to fly!

WMDemetree

I grew wings

rdmitche1

I did not like to fly..

assthetik

i'd rather take a flight than go on long roadtrips

FabulousFantasticFifty

I loved taking Road trips from Colorado to Antarctica!

ShaeDetermined

She disappeared for months on end, expecting me to water all her plants

assthetik

i was so irresponsible i couldnt even keep her cactus alive

ShaeDetermined

killed my cactus and got me a chocolate bar as an apology