Why did the person above you dump you?

WMDemetree

was not fond of her snuggles

Hockey_Winger

The whole time I thought he was talking about this:

ShaeDetermined

I refused to do his laundry

Basilin

I didn't use fabric softener on his laundry. Then I said, "*kitten* do your own laundry!"

Hockey_Winger

But, that wasn't my laundry

Basilin

I wore his favorite superman undies.

Spnneil06

I wanted to know whos freaking superman undies those were under our bed!! They aren't mine!

LoneWolf_70

im too amorous

Hockey_Winger

Apparently cause was wearing Superman boxers under my yoga pants

Spnneil06

Hockey_Winger wrote: »

Apparently cause was wearing Superman boxers under my yoga pants

Stop your making my stomach hurt..lol! I always broke out into fits of laughter, he hated it!

Hockey_Winger

I would always make her laugh

when I was standing there only wearing boxer shorts

Spnneil06

He thought I was laughing at him, but i was laughing with him, or so I thought!

holagatita

she got a better offer

jacques57

She realized I was a burnt out shell

ParamoreAddict

Admitted she doesn't like Paramore...still devastated...

Spnneil06

I just never saw him anywhere..he was never in the picture!

Basilin

He wanted to listen to Paramore while doing it EVERY TIME.

nikiste

She didn't get off to Paramore.

deucemon69

She got off to Paramore too much

Spnneil06

He said I got off to much, but I thought I was normal!