Why did the person above you dump you?

Sinistrous

Teeth began to fall off due to the sweets ;-;

assthetikk

she said i had a big head and her hips wouldnt be able to handle the birth of a child with my big head genes

carolinagirl543

I didn't like the toothless wonder

Sinistrous

assthetikk wrote: »

she said i had a big head and her hips wouldnt be able to handle the birth of a child with my big head genes

loldafuq

She was too purdy, made me have a complex.

Spnneil06

She checked out other girls right in front of me.

civilizedworm

Because my bow tie never materialized.

WMDemetree

I could not learn how to tie a bowtie

assthetikk

he wanted me to shave my head and i refused

Spnneil06

He refused to do anything I asked him to do. He would go out of his way to do the opposite.

Kisuke30

she's too stubborn. i'm too stubborn. it'd never work.

Sinistrous

He must be an Aries.

Kisuke30

she forgot my birthday too much. I'm a leo. lol

Sinistrous

MUST BE MY FATHER!!

assthetikk

i made a kik account and wanted to add her

Sinistrous

assthetikk wrote: »

i made a kik account and wanted to add her

HE's EVILLLL lol

Kisuke30

she thinks i developed a time machine and i'm secretly her father. what the...

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donnysoule

I answered one of her questions wrong

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Spnneil06

She wouldn't stop talking. I couldn't get a word in.

MaxPower0102

She never had anything to say

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Spnneil06

She liked the steelers I liked the niners. It could never work!

civilizedworm

Sandwiches

wildrose53

Because I kept wanting to wash my clothes on his abs! He said it was weird!

ItsMeGee3

His chest was bigger!

Hiker_Rob

She didn't want to have a threesome with Wildrose and me

Spnneil06

He only wanted threesomes.

civilizedworm

Because no snacks between snacks

carolinagirl543

He was too addicted to my chicken biscuits