Why did the person above you dump you?

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joshua3179

She would never dump me ;-)

Spnneil06

He dumped me for his jumbo jet granny.

joshua3179

Granny would not stfu!! Lol so I dumped her lol!! Dumped me due to the over abundance of CB's runnin around ;-) her

Spnneil06

He dumped me because I wanted more of a commitment, wanted to leave my toothbrush at his place.

joshua3179

She dumped me because I traveled too much

Spnneil06

I got jealous and thought he was really going to see his other girls. He thought I was too clingy.

joshua3179

Face palm!!! Busted!!:0

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Spnneil06

I found out about her harem of men in the basement. Help me someone.

WMDemetree

I was saved by Mel.. thank God!

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icu814me2

I'm to old, fat, and ugly

Spnneil06

I would lecture him about low self esteem.

SrsGainzOnThisGuy

She always went to the super market without me

carolinagirl543

He didn't like that I guessed do his age wrong.

Building_Bulk

Is she telling everyone I dumped her? Nope, didn't happen. She dumped me.

Spnneil06

He was afraid I was going to dump him so he pulled the trigger first.

TwinkieDong

she found out I was in a p0rn flick when we were together. At least I checked off one of my fantasies

FabulousFantasticFifty

I released Joshua and he had her arrested!

Nevermind that was waaay too late!

I burned all the porn!

joshua3179

She released me and I didn't want to be released! Hahah

territhefrog

My dog peed in his shoes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I gave her a choice, Me or the Dog! She chose the Dog

EveFlowergirl

i drove his truck without permission

JackKopCh

I watched too much Doctor Who...

Fvaisey

Who is Dr. Who?

Fvaisey

I killed his thread!

Spnneil06

Because he's a thread killer!

Fvaisey

She's so judgmental!

Fvaisey

He is still killing this thread.