Why did the person above you dump you?

nikiste

I only date twins.

assthetik

i married one and accidentally took the other one on our honeymoon

FabulousFantasticFifty

I knew it!!! "Accidently" He always preferred my Sister over me!

nikiste

She had an imaginary sister. Weirdo...

Spnneil06

She didn't believe I could see people that she couldn't...not open minded!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I couldn't accept her freaky fantasies and she said that I wasn't open minded enough!

nikiste

She wouldn't go ghost hunting with me.

Spnneil06

She thinks I'm dirty! And IN for ghost hunting...let's stock up on salt!

nikiste

I think this was a terrible misunderstanding. Let's get back together.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I told everyone about her naked GI Joe collection!

nikiste

She thought my naked GI Joes were too buff.

assthetik

she was obsessed with her naked GI joes but apparently my blow up doll was too much

Intervene

I popped his blow up doll.

nikiste

She didn't like that I prefer to air dry after showers.

lunalee84

She didn't want me to put her 'air-drying' scene in our movie.

ParamoreAddict

I kept trying on her awesome glasses!

JtKeil

She had a thing for dudes in glasses, try as I might I couldn't oblige