Why did the person above you dump you?

civilizedworm

I'm hungry.

donnysoule

she wouldn't share her chicken biscuits

WMDemetree

I did not want to eat her biscuits... in bed.

carolinagirl543

He wanted biscuits all the time!

Timshel_

I am in Arizona and she is a Carolina girl

bikergirlalex

He's way too vain, and doesn't like Carolina girls

WMDemetree

I did not offer a ride smoother that her bike

ItsMeGee3

I broke his shades

Building_Bulk

I got tired of wearing the fireman's outfit to bed.

ItsMeGee3

He wouldn't take it off!

Building_Bulk

I refused to start fires just so the fire department would show up.

vasairiah

I wouldn't jump in the van with him

Spnneil06

She wasn't open to roleplaying, I just wanted to kidnap her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like my Van!

civilizedworm

She would't let me wear them on my feet.

ItsMeGee3

I wasn't civilized

Sinistrous

Hated the way I tweked mah thang. >:,(

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Spnneil06

When she said twerk I thought she called me a jerk. I may have gotten upset and said some unkind words.

PerfectMisfit

She never listened.

Building_Bulk

She wouldn't stop talking. I couldn't keep up listening.

Timshel_

Well, I'm a guy, sooooo....

Spnneil06

He dated a guy before me, but didn't tell me.

Timshel_

She's not into bi.

Spnneil06

I don't like guys in bifocals.

WMDemetree

I can't see without my bifocals

Spnneil06

He got mad at me for calling him Mr. Magoo!

WMDemetree

She could not handle all the groping and all I wanted was to feel around my way

Spnneil06

Because I called him out for not even being blind, it was all an act!

WMDemetree

she caught me reading a book .. during intercourse.