Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

He liked to dress casual but I kept bugging him to wear sexy suits!

WMDemetree

I did not own any sexy suits

N2Couture

I ordered too many fries at the burger joint.

Basilin

I mixed plaids and stripes.

assthetik

i kept pestering her to get a boob job

Basilin

assthetik wrote: »

i kept pestering her to get a boob job

I made kissy faces in public.

nikiste

I was always singing in public.

Summer_Lunatic

The handcuffs kept her locked to my bed

ShaeDetermined

he forgot my name

johnmurphymfp

She called me the wrong name

nikiste

He used my name too often.

territhefrog

She's crazy. Everyone is crazy. I am the only normal person in the world.

TheBeerRunner

I never put the seat back down.

jchenks

I had too many stinky protein farts

Danny_Boy13

BEcuase I was not Canadian

rdmitche1

Because, I always wore a shirt

Spnneil06

He was always wanting me to keep my shirt on!

territhefrog

I took my shirt off and it scared the crap out of her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I like my Frogs to wear shirts!

therealblackdahlia

She didn't! lol