Why did the person above you dump you?

Spnneil06

I never answered his messages.

johnmurphymfp

Because she never sent any to me.

sparkynazca

He refused to take me to go see that fountain thingie in his picture.

Spnneil06

Obsessed with fountains.

WMDemetree

she kept wanting to see my fountain thingie.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I made fun of her for saying "that fountain thingie"!

Spnneil06

I never wanted to see his fountain..he just thought I did.

johnmurphymfp

I have coins to toss in the fountain

WMDemetree

I got annoyed with all the coins jingling in his pocket

sparkynazca

Apparently "the fountain" is not an appropriate move in bed.

WMDemetree

could not keep up with her fountain of youth

Spnneil06

Left everyone at the fountain to do something else!

WMDemetree

I peed in the fountain.

sparkynazca

He wasn't expecting me to like it.

staceybradleywells

to many expectations

jacques57

I could dance, but only to Lawrence Welk

sw33tp3a11

He didn't like my cooking

staceybradleywells

she only wanted to cook in the kitchen

jacques57

I got no kick from champagne
mere alcohol didn't thrill me at all
so I got the kick ... out the door!

ilfaith

I complained about the lack of humidity in San Diego.