Why did the person above you dump you?

Sinistrous

Sporks too much.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Misunderstood when I told her that I liked to Spoon!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I didn't spoon Her.

Groovyca2022

I drive him crazy with l/c questions

Alisontheice

I "borrowed" her lipstick

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Alisontheice

I didn't like having to.have the.turtle in bed with us

vasairiah

Wasn't an animal lover!

Building_Bulk

I couldn't keep up with her workout routine

Sinistrous

Thought I was nothin' but a gold digger, cause he thought I ain't messing with no broke..

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Alisontheice

I liked ice

FabulousFantasticFifty

I liked to be warm and it melted the ice!

Sta_cy

He is addicted to pornos!!!!

winf

She had a problem with my porno collection

FabulousFantasticFifty

I donated his collection to David Duchovny!

N2Couture

I took her heels from her. She got so mad.

Sinistrous

I stole her fingernail polish.

jt_alucard

I bite her tongue

N2Couture

I wasn't kinky enough.

assthetik

she wanted edible Paleo panties but i got her regular ones

N2Couture

He didn't enjoy my cooking.

Anahita_Swims

i kept commenting on the clothes he wore

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I couldn't swim!

kangakev

Because i told her i had a pool

N2Couture

I told him his pool was not deep enough.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was appalled by her style of Dirty talk!

kangakev

because I washed my socks....as she cooked soup

OnceBitt2xshy34

I told him If he wanted someone to Iron his shirt to hired a maid... I do not Iron lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

I Hired a Maid and she got mad because I would no longer wear a sexy Maid's outfit!