Why did the person above you dump you?

Fvaisey

When she drugged me it wasn't just my beard she shaved...

territhefrog

Drinks coffee and says....
When he modeled his new look coffee shot out my nose. This will take some getting used to.

Spnneil06

She spits drinks out of her nose..gross!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasn't impressed with my nose spitting talents!

Spnneil06

She was trying to come up with a nose spitting show, and was talking to tv stations about airing them.

Building_Bulk

I gave her too many reasons to really narrow it down to just one. I was bad, very bad.

WMDemetree

he was really bad, and he knew it.

davemacdonald1

He said I was gullible

Spnneil06

He was shaming me for my naughty ways

WMDemetree

I am so innocent and know not of any naughty ways.

FabulousFantasticFifty

My ways were kinda scary for him!

staceybradleywells

I wasn't scary enough for her

Fvaisey

I was too scary for her.

territhefrog

He thought he was too scary but I scared the *kitten* out of him on Halloween. He pooped himself.

staceybradleywells

she scared me to much all I wanted to do was cuddle.

Spnneil06

She hated cuddling, she was very agressive

Hockey_Winger

Wasn't aggressive enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't know what aggressive really meant!

Hockey_Winger

She didn't think I was ready to find out what it meant.

Spnneil06

Kept asking me what it meant over and over.