Why did the person above you dump you?

Options
1…119120122124125…239

Replies

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Options
    I wouldn't ever stop cuddling with his roommate Roy!
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
    Options
    She preferred some dude named Roy
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    edited October 2014
    Options
    she caught me trying to teach a class of self-fe!!atio to insecure, skinny teenagers lolz
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
    Options
    He had some strange fetishes that I refused to join in on!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Options
    Hahahahahaha!!!^^^^^
    I've got nothin to follow that with! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
    Options
    lmao :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited October 2014
    Options
    I always complained she had no *kitten* because she laughed it off at Assthetiks jokes!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    Options
    I pointed out her pants looked strange now that she laughed her *kitten* off.
  • JtKeil
    JtKeil Posts: 1,389 Member
    Options
    She thought I had no *kitten* even though I wear size 14 jeans!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Options
    I guess MFP now thinks A R S E is vulgarity! Oh well...that's why I changed it to *kitten*!

    She got mad because I wanted her to wear A$$less chaps!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Options
    Because I stole her A$$less chaps! Lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    I told him his boat was small and he got offended!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Options
    pjjabxqba6kv.jpg@mneil20
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    see tiny! lol!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Options
    I was always telling her "size doesn't matter",
    Row boats and Yachts all float on water unless you make them sink!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Options
    d7v11boktlnk.jpg
    @ Josh....nice tug. Here is the one I served on. YTB 835.
    Toot toot.

    @ Fab.....she said size didn't matter.....but she didn't mean it. And then she dumped me.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Options
    territhefrog wrote: »
    d7v11boktlnk.jpg
    @ Josh....nice tug. Here is the one I served on. YTB 835.
    Toot toot.

    @ Fab.....she said size didn't matter.....but she didn't mean it. And then she dumped me.
    That's a true tug boat.. What I'm on is technically a push boat.. Proper name is a (Tow Boat) ;-)
  • GoingSlightlyMad
    GoingSlightlyMad Posts: 190 Member
    Options
    He said I was boring and boatless :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Options
    I didn't know how to swim and she wanted to buy a boat!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Options
    She thought I was making fun of her when I bought her a swim floatie. It was a cute little duck, too.

Categories