Why did the person above you dump you?

Spnneil06

he was such a creeper!

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Misshodge64

Cause she didn't wear weave

territhefrog

She insisted I get my hair cut short.

Isagirl72

spent too much time network marketing and web design... while streaming star wars movies in the background

TheBeerRunner

I drove a small, fuel efficient car, not a big jacked up truck.

Isagirl72

I like VW jettas.... lol that's small and efficient , I took too many selfies happy with my new me

territhefrog

I kept drawing on her with magic markers when she was asleep.

Spnneil06

I woke up with mustaches every morning.

ilfaith

I refused to get out of bed when she was trying to change the sheets.

Spnneil06

She was lazy!

TheBeerRunner

I thought Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis was the best video game ever.

Spnneil06

Cut it out dude your gonna get us in trouble.

territhefrog

I called her paranoid.

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Spnneil06

she wouldn't let me borrow her clothes.

Misshodge64

She said I smell like Bar be cue

Drea_h85

They wouldent stop farting at the dinner table lol

assthetik

i accidentally ended up playing footsie with her mom at our first family dinner

jazzy_45

He couldn't handle all this booty

FabulousFantasticFifty

I got mad about her always showing off her Booty!

siport

i wouldnt let her have my brie

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Spnneil06

she caught me in bed with a couple diff guys...like every day, a for going on four weeks. She didn't appreciate my appetite for variety!

TheBeerRunner

Got mad I exposed her love for cutoff jorts

Spnneil06

I called him a floor pirate.

TheBeerRunner

I laughed at her when the cat brought in live mice.

Spnneil06

He was uncomfortable with how close I was with his dad.

TheBeerRunner

She got mad when she caught me sexting with her mom.

siport

she kept talking nonsense all day then i heard what my dad said