Why did the person above you dump you?

cakebatter07

She died

HunterKiller

I kept wearing her out

breesie11

he couldn't wear me out

HunterKiller

i couldn't wear her out

breesie11

He thought I liked Dr. Who

Spnneil06

She didn't like Dr. Who! And love the new profiled pic @breesie11!

breesie11

We couldn't agree to disagree

Spnneil06

She kept finding me in bed with random people..

breesie11

I didn't like the random people she kept bringing home.

Spnneil06

She is a one person girl, and I wasn't ready for the commitment!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was always asking for exclusivity!

Spnneil06

needy.....i like variety and she won't wear wigs!

JtKeil

I refused to wear her wigs, what's wrong with brown hair?!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasn't too fond of My Red hair

Spnneil06

I was jealous of her hair color!

Hockey_Winger

She has dumped my so many times I have lost track, but I think I was wearing a red wig

JtKeil

I refused to call him Susan when he donned his red wig

assthetik

She found out that instead of working out, i was standing outside the pole dancing classes next door and ogling

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too intimidated by me so would have others wear red wigs! But she still thinks about me all of the time!

JtKeil

They both found out I lied about being a care assistant when they caught me pole dancing with the neighbors.