Why did the person above you dump you?
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I wasn't a Tart I was a Cupcake!0
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I like twinkies over cupcakes.0
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I wouldn't share my stash.0
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I tried stealing his stash. What? He wouldn't share!0
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I ran off with her stash and shared it with someone else!0
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She wasn't faithful. She would share what she had with everyone but me!0
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She "caught" me perform CPR on this old gentleman and decided i was gay0
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He wasn't gay0
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He was running and I couldn't keep up0
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She thought I was too wild and moved to fast!0
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She kicked me out of the closet0
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You're a keeper!0
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We both couldn't have tattoos!0
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She caught me pleasuring myself to Saturday morning cartoons0
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Wouldn't watch cartoons with him0
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She turned 30, the year when gravity hits women like bricks to a window0
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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage wrote: »She turned 30, the year when gravity hits women like bricks to a window
She's in her prime though0
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