Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    When the line "it isn't you, it's me" doesn't work...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She tried to let me down easy, but I dumped her first so she couldn't break my fragile heart!
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    I got caught with a jar of peanut-butter, and after that it was all downhill...
  • bago08
    bago08 Posts: 360 Member
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    My halloween costume was too risque'
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He wanted to just wear chaps and boots...ummmm...it's going to get cold tonight!
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    >:) it was?
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    I chose the wrong costume...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I may have been controlling and told her exactly what I expected her to look like! She doesn't like it!
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    I'm not a BARBIE!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She doesn't like barbie, I wanted her to bleach her hair!
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,598 Member
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    ... she wanted me to bleach out my jet black hair and start wearing colors.
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    she really wanted me naked all the time - playing dress-up was so hard after a while.
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    really, what's wrong with colors?
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,598 Member
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    She got sick of finding my long hair in the bathtub drain XD
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    I didn't like her cat
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Between the two of us were were always calling the plumber!
  • goiahawks
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    She told me it was her or the bike.
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,598 Member
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    (off topic) colors: Require care in washing. If all your clothes are black, you have one kind of load of wash! XD
  • RoseyDgirl
    RoseyDgirl Posts: 306 Member
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    I mix them all together... that's probably why she didn't like me...
  • MegzC321
    MegzC321 Posts: 152 Member
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    Because I didnt let his giant hands paw at me too much?