Why did the person above you dump you?

simon0000 · November 2014

I wiped it on the curtains...

Sinistrous · November 2014

I drank all her cherry coke.

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2014

I accused her of having an addiction to Coke!

fearlessleader104 · November 2014

I ate from her plate at restaurants

territhefrog · November 2014

I threw my coke at her.

simon0000 · November 2014

paws3515 wrote: »

my love for cutlery and being in the kitchen freaked him out

I dumped you??

Alisontheice · November 2014

He liked someone else's cutlery

simon0000 · November 2014

You have sporks?

ilfaith · November 2014

I kept stealing gulps of her wine when she wasn't looking.

Sinistrous · November 2014

Sporks too much.

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2014

Misunderstood when I told her that I liked to Spoon!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · November 2014

I didn't spoon Her.

Groovyca2022 · November 2014

I drive him crazy with l/c questions

Alisontheice · November 2014

I "borrowed" her lipstick

Alisontheice · November 2014

I didn't like having to.have the.turtle in bed with us

vasairiah · November 2014

Wasn't an animal lover!

Building_Bulk · November 2014

I couldn't keep up with her workout routine

Sinistrous · November 2014

Thought I was nothin' but a gold digger, cause he thought I ain't messing with no broke..

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