Why did the person above you dump you?

winf

I think it had something to do with flip flops

territhefrog

I kept kissing his butt at the gym.

kangakev

I put fertilizer all over the lawn....while she was sunbathing

La_Malfaisante

He couldn't handle my mood swings

sentaruu

i drank all the wine.

territhefrog

I put oatmeal in their shoes.

fearlessleader104

I said a calorie isn't always a calorie! (Kidding!)

N2Couture

I shouted 'Alejandro' when we we're in bed,I really was secretly listening to Lady Gaga in my ear buds. :huh:

BRB_sardines

N2Couture wrote: »

I shouted 'Alejandro' when we we're in bed,I really was secretly listening to Lady Gaga in my ear buds. :huh:

I told her to call me Daddy but she kept calling me Alejandro

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out he was my Father!

kangakev

because I accidentially reversed the car over her pet cat....two or three times

Fvaisey

Because I published video of him road raging a cat...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I refused to let him videotape me!

MaxPower0102

She found my secret stash of when I videotaped her

Spnneil06

he recorded everything. Can't I brush my teeth in peace?

N2Couture

She was too shy to even brush her teeth around me.

emilyasdf

I don't like shopping for shoes as much as she does.

_Figgzie_

I kept getting lost in her eyes

kangakev

because she didn't like me keeping my false teeth in her favourite glass