Why did the person above you dump you?

N2Couture

I typed too slow when we sexted.

assthetik

wouldnt show her face in the noods. I like seeing the whole package

DreamBigEatLarge

cos I didn't show my face in photos

kangakev

because I washed my feet with her facecloth

FabulousFantasticFifty

I made him bathe at the Truckstop down on Hwy 85!

territhefrog

She didn't like the truckers I brought home.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was making money on the side with a couple of guys named Earl and Hank!

Spnneil06

he made me ride in the back of the truck. It's 19 degrees and there are two available seats inside the cab!

Fvaisey

She made fun of my truck.

JtKeil

I refused to sit in his truck.

MaxPower0102

She wanted to get back at her ex and told me to "sit in his truck". I didn't hear 'sit'.

DreamOfSunshine

He was missing half of the things I was saying and some misunderstandings were... uncomfortable ...

johnmurphymfp

Because I put Vaseline on the toilet seat.

MaxPower0102

I was kissing half her tongs, and my misgivings were apparently a Comforter

Libi_KK

Because I systematically rearranged all of the food in the cabinets by type and then put them in alphabetical order.

JtKeil

I wore her heels jogging and she got all OCD on me

Building_Bulk

She ate all the fudge and didn't share.

JtKeil

He only wanted me for the cornish fudge, to hell with my sparkling personality!!!

johnmurphymfp

While she was cleaning her sparkling personality, I stole her fudge. yum

Spnneil06

He stole everything from me. He never really loved me.