Gym Stereotypes

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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I am the mirror guy. Full pump is the only time I look like I lift. Gotta enjoy it for the few brief moments that it lasts.
  • reality_girl
    reality_girl Posts: 165 Member
    I'm creepy guy sitting in the corner eating a pickle. Except I'm a girl. And it's a banana. And I make eye contact.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    I'm creepy guy sitting in the corner eating a pickle. Except I'm a girl. And it's a banana. And I make eye contact.

    How YOU doin'?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'm curious why there is a pick axe at the rage guy's gym lol
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I'm curious why there is a pick axe at the rage guy's gym lol

    Dafuq you talking about? Isn't there a pick axe at your gym?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'm curious why there is a pick axe at the rage guy's gym lol

    Dafuq you talking about? Isn't there a pick axe at your gym?

    Dang it! I KNEW my gym was missing something! Should I go rage quit and join another?
  • My_Own_Worst_Enemy
    My_Own_Worst_Enemy Posts: 218 Member
    I am rage monster guy who comes from inside a banana.

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  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
    What's wrong with a sauna suit???
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    bump to watch video later. BTW I workout at home, so I guess I am not represented.
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    I am the girl wearing a bit of makeup only because I am not going home to wash my face when I will be showering after anyways, then I kinda stumble around the machines and try to watch the people that know how to use them and do my best.


    And it works for me, lost 40 pounds doing that
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    What's wrong with a sauna suit???

    Wear it to the gym tonight and report back later.
  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
    What's wrong with a sauna suit???

    Wear it to the gym tonight and report back later.

    Maybe I will!!! And i'll fo' sho' take a selfie cause i'm that guy too!!!
  • My_Own_Worst_Enemy
    My_Own_Worst_Enemy Posts: 218 Member
    bump to watch video later. BTW I workout at home, so I guess I am not represented.

    No, youre in there somewhere.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    What's wrong with a sauna suit???

    Wear it to the gym tonight and report back later.

    Maybe I will!!! And i'll fo' sho' take a selfie cause i'm that guy too!!!

    Don't forget to bring your duck lips! You gonna have all da ladies!
  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
    What's wrong with a sauna suit???

    Wear it to the gym tonight and report back later.

    Maybe I will!!! And i'll fo' sho' take a selfie cause i'm that guy too!!!

    Don't forget to bring your duck lips! You gonna have all da ladies!

    They are already attracted to my loud singing...very impressed by how much Katy Perry I know!!!
  • trainingman123
    trainingman123 Posts: 58 Member
    The sweater and screamer. Kinda embarrassing.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    The sweater and screamer. Kinda embarrassing.

    You are talking about the gym right??
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    The sweater and screamer. Kinda embarrassing.

    ugh I am the same way in bed with the screaming, but have you ever been shushed, more embarrassing I promise
  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
    The sweater and screamer. Kinda embarrassing.

    ugh I am the same way in bed with the screaming, but have you ever been shushed, more embarrassing I promise

    I'm confused
  • trainingman123
    trainingman123 Posts: 58 Member
    Hi Badgerth: based on the type of person I am from the video clip in the original post.
  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
    Hi Badgerth: based on the type of person I am from the video clip in the original post.

    Ah ok...Weepingangel81 confused me a bit...thanks
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    I'm the justifier.....and I earned it.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    I think they neglected my type. I'm the anti-social guy who pretends he doesn't see / hear anyone who tries to talk to him even though I am not wearing headphones. I go to the gym 5 nights per week, always from around midnight til 2am. There are always the same dozen or so people in there. They have all become friends and chat quite often. They try to start conversations with me but I just can't be social when I'm working out. It's not in my DNA. After the workout is fine, but I'm usually the last one out of there. They must think I'm a complete prick.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I'm a combo:
    1) Sweaty Guy: But I found combination of Dri-Weave materials that hide it very well plus I'll towel my forehead between sets. I keep head/wrist bands around in case I need them, but rarely use while strength training; cardio is a whole 'nother story though.
    2) Water Guy: I bring a 28 oz bottle with me and sip between exercises because of #1 above.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    I'm a combo:
    1) Sweaty Guy: But I found combination of Dri-Weave materials that hide it very well plus I'll towel my forehead between sets. I keep head/wrist bands around in case I need them, but rarely use while strength training; cardio is a whole 'nother story though.
    2) Water Guy: I bring a 28 oz bottle with me and sip between exercises because of #1 above.

    I guess I am a bit of water guy too, but it's really survival at my gym. I do about an hour of weight followed by 20+ minutes of intense cardio. And my gym has exactly ZERO water fountains. Yes, that's right... zero water fountains. They set it up so you have to purchase bottles of water from them, which is awesome except that the gym isn't staffed overnight so there is no access to water. I have seen people... grown adult men... christ I can't even type this without wincing.... I have seen people fill water bottles from the manky sink in the bathroom. The tiny bathroom. They will be filling a water bottle from a filthy sink while someone takes a **** in the stall 4 feet from them. That's just.... ALL THE NOPE!
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    wow I am slow, didn't even notice the video link, going to watch it now
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    Damn, left out again...I get it done at home.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I am totally the rage guy ..the clip was freaking hilarious...
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Serious question... because there is one Hunter / Gatherer, or as I refer to them Hoarders, at every gym. How do y'all deal with that guy? How much bigger than you does he have to be for you to let that happen on the regular?
  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
    I'm the sauna, sing loud, selfie, sweat tallker guy...but not always at the same time

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