Favorite Simpsons quotes

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  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    He can talk, he can talk, he can talk
    I can siiiiiiiiiiing
    Help me Dr. Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
    Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
    OOOOHHHHHH Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
  • Ironhead3td
    Ironhead3td Posts: 40 Member
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    (Homer laughing while it's snowing, laughing joyfully)

    "Kids do you know what this means!?" "I don't have to pick up the dog's poops!"

    (Homer continuing to laugh and cry with joy falls to his knees)
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

    I was just talking about this one the other day!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    "I was saying Boo-urns..."
  • jp619
    jp619 Posts: 20
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    Max Power!
    He's the man,
    Whose name you'd love to touch!
    But you mustn't touch.
    His name sounds good in your ear,
    but when you say it, you mustn't fear!
    Cuz his name can be said by anyone!

    -Homer changes name-
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    << "It's nothin' more than what God gave me, ye Puritan pukes!"



    >> "Ye got any grease?"

    Yeah, we got grease."

    "Then GREASE me up, woman!"



    >> "Oh, your powers of deduction are astounding. You shouldn't be here with all the crime afoot, the city needs you, go! GO!"



    >> "Aww, $20! I wanted a peanut!

    $20 can buy MANY peanuts!

    Explain how!

    Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

    I was just talking about this one the other day!

    Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, mein bratwurst has a second name it's H-Q-P-A-R-Z-U-F-W-Y-U-X-P-Z-M-D-Y-H (trails off).

    -A Young Rainier Wolfcastle
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    "Give me that ya' noodle-armed choir boy!"

    Groundskeeper, or should I say Grinskeeper... no, it's Groundskeepr... WILLY!
  • llama_sammich
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    "Mr. Simpson, I'm scared"
    "This is our life now, Milhouse. We're dumpster folk."

    Cracked me up big time xD
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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  • bluestarlight19
    bluestarlight19 Posts: 419 Member
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    "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
  • Marionmmm1
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    Does anyone have change for a button? C Montgomery Burns
  • vinniesooner
    vinniesooner Posts: 119 Member
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    PERFECT!
    I didn't do it. ~ O.J.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
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    Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

    Lisa: No.

    Homer: Ham?

    Lisa: No.

    Homer: Pork chops?

    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
  • Kiwi_Made
    Kiwi_Made Posts: 101 Member
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    Dental plan! Lisa needs braces... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...
  • j0705
    j0705 Posts: 185
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    Reading these cheered me up thanks but i cant think of any DOH!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"


    Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?
    Homer: Well I think the veal died of loneliness.


    Homer: Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream.