Favorite Simpsons quotes
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He can talk, he can talk, he can talk
I can siiiiiiiiiiing
Help me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
OOOOHHHHHH Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius0 -
(Homer laughing while it's snowing, laughing joyfully)
"Kids do you know what this means!?" "I don't have to pick up the dog's poops!"
(Homer continuing to laugh and cry with joy falls to his knees)0 -
My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
I was just talking about this one the other day!0 -
"I was saying Boo-urns..."0
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Max Power!
He's the man,
Whose name you'd love to touch!
But you mustn't touch.
His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you say it, you mustn't fear!
Cuz his name can be said by anyone!
-Homer changes name-0 -
<< "It's nothin' more than what God gave me, ye Puritan pukes!"
>> "Ye got any grease?"
Yeah, we got grease."
"Then GREASE me up, woman!"
>> "Oh, your powers of deduction are astounding. You shouldn't be here with all the crime afoot, the city needs you, go! GO!"
>> "Aww, $20! I wanted a peanut!
$20 can buy MANY peanuts!
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"0 -
My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
I was just talking about this one the other day!
Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, mein bratwurst has a second name it's H-Q-P-A-R-Z-U-F-W-Y-U-X-P-Z-M-D-Y-H (trails off).
-A Young Rainier Wolfcastle0 -
"Give me that ya' noodle-armed choir boy!"
Groundskeeper, or should I say Grinskeeper... no, it's Groundskeepr... WILLY!0 -
"Mr. Simpson, I'm scared"
"This is our life now, Milhouse. We're dumpster folk."
Cracked me up big time xD0 -
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"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!0
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Does anyone have change for a button? C Montgomery Burns0
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PERFECT!I didn't do it. ~ O.J.
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.0 -
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces... Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...0
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Reading these cheered me up thanks but i cant think of any DOH!0
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"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well I think the veal died of loneliness.
Homer: Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream.0
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