Neighbor issues...WTF

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badgerdh
badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
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Ok so i'm having this slight issue with my neighbor. She lives right next door to me, very attractive lady. I have to admit I find myself being a little ga-ga around her. I'm pretty sure my spouse noticed and now thinks were have having sex. She has called the neighbor while drunk late at night and has told her to stop sleeping with married men and i've been getting crap about this for weeks now!!! These two are always crossing paths and i'm stuck in the middle. WTF do I do???
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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Stop sleeping with your neighbor, don't let your wife around booze, buy a ticket to Australia and learn to surf.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    This is going to get interesting.
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
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    Stop trying to make your wife think you're sleeping with the neighbor who obviously won't give you the time of day. Deal with your own martial problems without involving this decent looking neighbor who never did a thing but move in next to a perv and an alkie. :smile:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm so sorry to laugh at your expense, but this thread is funny.
  • LandonRand
    LandonRand Posts: 166
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    Pics of neighbor please
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
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    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    show your wife a picture of yourself and ask her, "seriously... do you really think your hot neighbor would want to sleep with this guy?!"

    problem solved.
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Pics of neighbor please

    This. To determine if you should sleep with her or not
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

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    And women are also sensitive. ^
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    It's that whole shiny object thing!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    PS tell your wife to let me out of the basement! It's dark down here!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    trolling.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
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    Ask for the threesome?
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
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    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

    FBLTGgg.gif

    And women are also sensitive. ^


    ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    No one likes it when their spouse is wrong.
    I suggest sleeping with the neighbor to confirm your wife;s suspicions, thus reinforcing her trust in her instincts.
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Take a good hard look at your marriage and do your best to look at it openly and ask yourself what is missing in my marriage, what is my wife not getting from me to make her feel that I would cheat? Maybe try being ga-ga around your wife and avoid the neighbor?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    Just break up.

    With everyone.
  • Mr_Starr
    Mr_Starr Posts: 139 Member
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    Stop trying to make your wife think you're sleeping with the neighbor who obviously won't give you the time of day. Deal with your own martial problems without involving this decent looking neighbor who never did a thing but move in next to a perv and an alkie. :smile:

    ^ This is the most sensible advice/response on this thread.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Make sure you don't sleep with the neighbor and never look her direction again lol.

    Women are crazy.

    Yes, it's obviously the woman's fault.

    FBLTGgg.gif

    And women are also sensitive. ^


    ^^^ and some are jealous of more attractive women, so they attack all women and blame them for everything. Just saying ....


    F9skVr6.gif

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