My wife can be such a jerk sometimes

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  • Lesa_Sass
    Lesa_Sass Posts: 2,213 Member
    NO, she is mad because they fired her two months ago.

    Please give all the information if you are going to complain.
  • AmykinsCatfood
    AmykinsCatfood Posts: 599 Member
    maybe there should be a requirement to actually read what category something is posted in before people are allowed to reply.:wink:
    wait, that wouldn't work either. Because I know some people that humor has to be explained to on a daily basis.:huh:

    +1
  • otillie03103
    otillie03103 Posts: 107 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.

    Exactly. When I met my husband I didn't care if he saw strippers as long as he wasn't paying extra for them to grind on him. He said he wouldn't want me seeing strippers and since I don't care about seeing them we made a plan that we would either see them together or not see them at all. I guess it goes both ways. Would you honestly feel comfortable if your wife joined a walking group with gorgeous men who get naked for a living in front of people? I honestly don't think she is trying to sabotage you, she may just love you a lot and not want you in a compromising position. Many people feel they would never do anything to sabotage their marriage, but once in the position, are unable to resist. Have you done something in the past to cause her to not trust you? There has to be more to the story then she is trying to sabotage your weight loss and recommendations to just "break up" are ludicrous and a pure example of what marriage has turned into today and how little it means to people. Marriage truly used to mean something and it is hard work; breaking up just because someone doesn't allow you to do something shows that you were never in it for the long haul. We are all human and we all make mistakes. Have you asked her why she feels this way instead of assuming that she is trying to sabotage your weight loss? There are plenty of other options to lose weight without walking with strippers; is she denying you to walk with any other groups? Really take a step back and look at the situation and I bet it's not what you think.
  • FitForFunKanata
    FitForFunKanata Posts: 41 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.

    Agreed..
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    Without strippers?

    Not a world i want to be part of.
  • sunnshhiine
    sunnshhiine Posts: 727 Member
    poop. someone beat me to it.
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    I am in awe at how many people just don't get it. Well at least it's keeping my morning entertaining.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.
  • Dgydad
    Dgydad Posts: 104 Member
    Sorry, mate, but unless you are already a dedicated, regular fitness walker, her reaction is quite understandable. If you've had little prior interest in this activity before, but now find it urgent to join this particular group ASAP, you are likely sending your wife's "BS meter" right off the scale. This ain't a public service, m'man, this is grass-roots advertising. I'm sure the ladies don't care if this benefits your health, but I suspect inticing you into the club, along with your billfold, is the main objective....................
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious
  • otillie03103
    otillie03103 Posts: 107 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....
  • Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.


    Lies!!
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....

    Thank you. I wasn't even going to bother answering that
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    The people who believe this **** must live in a hole.. :laugh:
  • I would not support my husband in taking walks with strippers. Are you kidding me? You can go for a walk yourself. You can always adopt the stripper diet and live off of cocaine and whiskey instead. Ridiculous. Is it the hearty intellectual conversation you'll be missing out on walking by yourself and not with strippers?! I just... I can't....
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    Spending your evenings in strip clubs is a waste! The dancers are more attentive in the afternoons when it's less crowded.
  • jetlag
    jetlag Posts: 800 Member
    There's a Strip Club right down the street and the strippers are starting a walking club for the strippers and patrons.

    My wife doesn't want me to join. I think she may be insecure about my weight loss and is sabotaging me.

    She doesn't want you to join because (a) it's a male strip club and (b) she's already joined.


    Sorry, dude, but someone had to tell you.
  • tattygun
    tattygun Posts: 447 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.

    :laugh: There's alway one!

    Edit: ok, so I've read page two and I'll rephrase that's to 'there's always several'
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    The cluelessness around here kills me lol :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    Ummmmm... due to the category it is in,, look above "Chit-Chat, FUN, and GAMES." LMAO!!!! I even got it the very first minute I joined MFP that when seeing people post in this category do not take what they say serious. But hey, no biggie. Now you know. :laugh:

    And for the record I do not know him. My very first time noticing him or seeing any of his post. :wink:
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.

    :laugh: There's alway one!

    Edit: ok, so I've read page two and I'll rephrase that's to 'there's always several'

    Hey that's my friend above Mister! She is just playing too.

    Hi girl. :flowerforyou:
  • nm212
    nm212 Posts: 570 Member
    Ummm pardon me, but, would you want your wife joining a walking group with male strippers? Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want my man spending time with anyone whose job requires dancing naked on a pole. There are alot of different groups you could join for walking. Why not try meetup.com? I don't think she is sabotaging your weight loss. I think she just doesn't want you spending time with strippers. Completely sounds reasonable to me... Have you asked her to join you? Maybe that would make it better.

    :laugh: There's alway one!

    Edit: ok, so I've read page two and I'll rephrase that's to 'there's always several'

    Hey that's my friend above Mister! She is just playing too.

    Hi girl. :flowerforyou:

    hmm Looks like I missed something. LOL Sorry guys...Guess I am still new to this type of banter. Thanks hun!
  • otillie03103
    otillie03103 Posts: 107 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....

    Thank you. I wasn't even going to bother answering that

    You have 564 posts, what does that equate to? Mildy ammusing or hysterical?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....

    Thank you. I wasn't even going to bother answering that

    As a long time member and long time forum guy I feel it is my duty at times to provide education and PSA's
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....

    Thank you. I wasn't even going to bother answering that

    You have 564 posts, what does that equate to? Mildy ammusing or hysterical?


    Aw come on ladies...lets hug it out...unless you are going to start ripping each others clothes off before oil wrestling it out....
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....

    Thank you. I wasn't even going to bother answering that

    You have 564 posts, what does that equate to? Mildy ammusing or hysterical?

    It's ok if you didn't get it. I'm not judging
  • otillie03103
    otillie03103 Posts: 107 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....

    Thank you. I wasn't even going to bother answering that

    You have 564 posts, what does that equate to? Mildy ammusing or hysterical?


    Aw come on ladies...lets hug it out...unless you are going to start ripping each others clothes off before oil wrestling it out....

    I don't understand people finding me "clueless" just because I didn't know he was joking. I don't understand how I am supposed to automatically know that a certain number of posts automatically equals not taking any of that person's posts seriously?? I find it humorous that people find it funny to put people down because they were truthfully responding to a post they found ridiculous.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    The people who believe this **** must live in a hole.. :laugh:


    you said in a hole!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Just for the record. It WAS a joke. I DO walk with my wife. I DON'T spend my evenings in Strip clubs.

    You should have just left it lol It's entertaining seeing how many people actually thought you were being serious

    If anyone who doesn't know this person stumbles on this post, how on Earth would anyone know that he was joking? I stand behind my post.

    No offense but this guy has 5,000 posts...Nevemind, you are a newbie....for future help in these forums always look at number of posts..that is typically your first give-away....

    Thank you. I wasn't even going to bother answering that

    You have 564 posts, what does that equate to? Mildy ammusing or hysterical?


    Aw come on ladies...lets hug it out...unless you are going to start ripping each others clothes off before oil wrestling it out....

    I don't understand people finding me "clueless" just because I didn't know he was joking. I don't understand how I am supposed to automatically know that a certain number of posts automatically equals not taking any of that person's posts seriously?? I find it humorous that people find it funny to put people down because they were truthfully responding to a post they found ridiculous.

    I was not judging...I was trying to give you a heads up....seriously....