What is the worst thing a woman can say to a man??

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  • Filmlotus
    Filmlotus Posts: 54 Member
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    I took the last scoop of your protein shake.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    "I hope that YOU are getting something out of this."

    There is a whole story behind this, and I don't want a strike to explain it. Just trust me. It wasn't as bad as it sounds.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Is it in?

    +1
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
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    Your brother was better!!

    :laugh: :smokin:
  • Bean1272
    Bean1272 Posts: 16
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    I think of you like a big brother.....:brokenheart: :cry:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    does this make me look fat?? \m/
  • beckyboooo87
    beckyboooo87 Posts: 366
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    Is it in yet?
  • gurlygirlrcr80
    gurlygirlrcr80 Posts: 162 Member
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    "no nothings wrong...why would anything be wrong??"
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    What are you doing?
  • kahdxoom
    kahdxoom Posts: 129
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    Your mother really did a number on you!
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    I faked it every time. Every. Time.

    Heads up......we really don't care

    Haha, you may not, but my husband would be crushed!
  • martinjjj1981
    martinjjj1981 Posts: 2
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    i think the worse thing i heard was "i have no personal restrain" as my ex was bringing in a box of donuts......
  • tbullucks06
    tbullucks06 Posts: 128
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    You have a small penis....
  • morehealthymatt
    morehealthymatt Posts: 208 Member
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    We're going to be on the Maury show.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I'm your sister.
  • srcardinal10
    srcardinal10 Posts: 387 Member
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    I'd vote "Is it in?"
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
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    Surprise pregnancy, we found out right before the wedding, so not a big deal, but still a surprise:

    I come home from Dr, day before wedding - "I am either further along than I think I am or I am having twins" (I went for Ultrasound and before anything else he said "is it twins", it wasn't)

    I gave my husband a pamphlet about pregnancy, I am now in the 6th month:

    Husband "the pamphlet said you would only be a ***** for 3 months"
    Me "Sometimes it lasts all 9"
    Husband "F***"

    May not be the worst thing ever, but...
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
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    "I do."
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 570 Member
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    "Is it in yet?" lol
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
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    "we're out of bacon"

    or

    "your father/brother/uncle/alltheabove was better"

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