What's the worst thing a man can say to a woman?
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1. I was only with you for an ego boost.
2. See that girl over there (in hot shorts, fishnets and a bra)? Why don't you ever dress like that?
3. This one time, I video taped a girl without her knowing...and my (now) ex found it.0 -
Are you on your period?
Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!0 -
You have such a pretty face if you'd just lose weight you'd be a great girlfriend0
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Your Mom's so hot... what happened? lol!
This was one of my coworkers " Don't take this the wrong way" (of course I will now take this the wrong way!) " I have an uncle even bigger than you, what size should I get him?" So flipping funny.0 -
"whoa, that really wreaks"0
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Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!
Damn :noway: :noway: :noway: :huh: :huh: :huh:
Dude has an IQ the same as his shoe size, don't he?? :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Yeah I agree with everyone on this one-
"So when is the baby due?"
...and she's not pregnant.0 -
Condom broke!:sad:
Condom?0 -
Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!
Well? How much?0 -
Are you on your period?
Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!
They sure are pissy like that when they are.0 -
"What did you spend 75 dollars on at Target??"
I f*cking hate that. I was at Target! I spent 75 dollars on nothing! Deal with it!0 -
Nothing.
Silence is the worst.
Oh my god, I love you so much for this. So, so much. Doctor Who FTW!0 -
Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!0
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I wish you'd just shut your suck hole sometimes
Yeah...that would do it.0 -
"What did you spend 75 dollars on at Target??"
I f*cking hate that. I was at Target! I spent 75 dollars on nothing! Deal with it!
^^ This...followed by "calm down". Them's fightin' words!0 -
Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!
i think your keyboard is broke, it left off the letters ex there
LOL Yep!0 -
"It's not mine", knowing damn well the child is theirs.0
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For me: "You're just like your mother!"
If we weren't already fighting, we would be after that.
I soooo agree or like your father, for me thats just as bad.
also How old are you? you act like you are 15! Grow up! anything along those lines lol0 -
"Is it that time of the month?" - That one always is bound to start a fire...
"Didn't you already have some dessert?" - AND????
Or most recently, my husband's brilliant commented that me and my mom look EXACTLY the same from behind... #1 - WHY are you looking at my mom's butt? #2 - What the hell is that supposed to mean?! #3 - Even if it IS true, did you really have to say it?!
GRRRRR... jerk!0 -
"Are you on birth control?" I was asked by a male co-worker a long time ago if I was on it. Unless you're sleeping with me or you're my doctor, you have NO business asking me that.0
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That's not how MY Mom does it.......
yep this one or along the same lines my EX was the best at ____!0 -
Sorry honey, I was drunk.0
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''You should really eat more Special K cereal''.0
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I told a women she needed to go to finishing school and it really pissed her off......and she liked it at the same time.0
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''You should really eat more Special K cereal''.0
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"Will you be my rebound hookup?"
Lolwut? Eff you! I think that was the angriest I have ever been with someone I really liked. :huh:0 -
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"Can I use your thighs as ear muffs?"
But I seriously laughed because it was funny0 -
I don't believe in promoting the blood trade. Children die so that you can have those shiny things... (Diamonds)
ONLY if She is STUPID and He is CHEAP!0
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