What's the worst thing a man can say to a woman?

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  • MissSaturday
    MissSaturday Posts: 784 Member
    he *sit down*. I am hungry :sad: :sad:

    and you :explode: :explode:
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
    Condom broke!:sad:
  • lynleeg88
    lynleeg88 Posts: 104 Member
    Nothing.

    Silence is the worst.

    Silent.jpg

    Oh my god, I love you so much for this. So, so much. Doctor Who FTW!
  • lynleeg88
    lynleeg88 Posts: 104 Member
    'Aw, sweety, I love you. You remind me so much of my mother'
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    yes, that dress does make your *kitten* look big.

    No, it ain't the dress that makes your *kitten* look big, it is your *kitten* that makes your *kitten* look big. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • HappyRunner34
    HappyRunner34 Posts: 394 Member
    "So, how many months along are you?"
  • jess135177
    jess135177 Posts: 186 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!

    i think your keyboard is broke, it left off the letters ex there
  • Are you on your period?
  • shannonalgren1
    shannonalgren1 Posts: 36 Member
    anything sexual when he doesnt know her,,,and boasting about anything
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    1. I was only with you for an ego boost.

    2. See that girl over there (in hot shorts, fishnets and a bra)? Why don't you ever dress like that?

    3. This one time, I video taped a girl without her knowing...and my (now) ex found it.
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    Are you on your period?

    Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!
  • MissDLynnR
    MissDLynnR Posts: 91 Member
    You have such a pretty face if you'd just lose weight you'd be a great girlfriend
  • p1xyn1xy
    p1xyn1xy Posts: 438 Member
    Your Mom's so hot... what happened? lol!

    This was one of my coworkers " Don't take this the wrong way" (of course I will now take this the wrong way!) " I have an uncle even bigger than you, what size should I get him?" So flipping funny.
  • walterm852
    walterm852 Posts: 408 Member
    "whoa, that really wreaks"
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!

    Damn :noway: :noway: :noway: :huh: :huh: :huh:

    Dude has an IQ the same as his shoe size, don't he?? :laugh: :laugh:
  • Dubby83
    Dubby83 Posts: 21
    Yeah I agree with everyone on this one-

    "So when is the baby due?"

    ...and she's not pregnant.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Condom broke!:sad:

    Condom?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Recently my boyfriend said "How much weight would you have to lose to look like Lisa?" (my best friend) UGH!

    Well? How much?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Are you on your period?

    Yep. This is it. Got me more than one face-slap in my time!

    They sure are pissy like that when they are.