Dieting According to Your Star Sign

Achrya

It's endorsed by Oprah, it MUST be true! I've been doing it wrong!

Oprah is a master of losing weight.



It's that whole maintaining part that screws her up

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Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Kindly, dreamy, poetical, and occasionally self-delusional, you badly need structure in your life, or else you'll start drinking gin and writing god-awful song lyrics.

Best bet: Exercise that gives you the illusion of merging with the universe—yoga, rock climbing, running. To avoid going off the deep end, opt for a rational, three-meal-a-day diet—and hang on to your scales.
Eat: Apples, oranges, pears, steamed vegetables, cabbage, celery, corn, carrots, tomatoes, broccoli, soy yogurt, nuts, dates, figs, cayenne, garlic, ginger, and protein bars
Avoid: Coffee, yeasty foods, and refined sugar

Okay. Thank you!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I am a Mexican/Italian Capricorn. So...be gone with your sorcery!

This is a suport foum!!!!111 No need to be RUDE!

WendyTerry420

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Kindly, dreamy, poetical, and occasionally self-delusional, you badly need structure in your life, or else you'll start drinking gin and writing god-awful song lyrics.

Best bet: Exercise that gives you the illusion of merging with the universe—yoga, rock climbing, running. To avoid going off the deep end, opt for a rational, three-meal-a-day diet—and hang on to your scales.
Eat: Apples, oranges, pears, steamed vegetables, cabbage, celery, corn, carrots, tomatoes, broccoli, soy yogurt, nuts, dates, figs, cayenne, garlic, ginger, and protein bars
Avoid: Coffee, yeasty foods, and refined sugar

Not eating cabbage, ginger or soy! Forget it! Blech!

I will eat figs *only* if it's a fig newton!

I drink coffee daily, and both yeast and refined sugar are staples in my pantry. :laugh:

This is really cute though.

TR0berts

Solid advice here! :happy: BTW, I'm scorpio, where's my picture???!!!! Lol

All the other Scorpio pictures were oddly sexual. Not sure what that's about...*cough*

You mean Hello Kitty with anal beads sticking out isn't sexual?

Or is it just not "oddly" sexual?

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

Libra (September 23-October 22)

You're so flipping awesome - nay, magnificently diplomatic—that mid-diet you're liable to change your mind because who wants to eat the same thing everyday. That gets boring, doesn't it?

Best bet: A partner to keep you "energized".
Eat: Alcohol, carbonated beverages, yeasty foods, and refined sugar. Supplement with chicken, beef, pork, fish, shellfish, Whole grains, oats, apples, grapes, strawberries, raisins, steamed vegetables, spinach, tomatoes, peas, carrots, corn, all the cheeses, full fat dairy yogurt, nuts, almonds, cake, and chocolate.
Avoid: veganism

Fixed it for me.

randomtai

Solid advice here! :happy: BTW, I'm scorpio, where's my picture???!!!! Lol

Achrya

Solid advice here! :happy: BTW, I'm scorpio, where's my picture???!!!! Lol

All the other Scorpio pictures were oddly sexual. Not sure what that's about...*cough*

You mean Hello Kitty with anal beads sticking out isn't sexual?

Or is it just not "oddly" sexual?

Sheesh. Everyone is a critic. Fine, I'll change it. But I warned you.

Cranquistador

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birdiecs

I'm an Aries, and I'm supposed to avoid spicy food and alcohol? DAFUQ???


I practically live off those two items.

Good health sometimes take sacrifice. And pain. And self flagellation.


I'm a Scorpio and as such starting my week long juice fast tomorrow. Because steak and potatoes tonight.

Ah yes a fellow masochist Scorpio. It's no fun if it doesn't hurt.

Phoenix_Warrior

Tell ma fortune next plz!

Achrya

I'm an Aries, and I'm supposed to avoid spicy food and alcohol? DAFUQ???


I practically live off those two items.

Good health sometimes take sacrifice. And pain. And self flagellation.


I'm a Scorpio and as such starting my week long juice fast tomorrow. Because steak and potatoes tonight.

Ah yes a fellow masochist Scorpio. It's no fun if it doesn't hurt.

Truth

redladywitch

*smh*

Achrya

Tell ma fortune next plz!

You're gonna eat food. And one day you'll die.

rduhlir

I am a Pisces/Aries crest...so that means I am passionately headstrong at merging with the universe. WOOT!

QueenBishOTUniverse

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

Cancers are emotional eaters, before bedtime snackers, and inveterate food hoarders.

Best bet: With your love of domesticity, retrain yourself to prepare soothing meals that aren't over-the-top fattening. Tenacious and hardworking, you respond beautifully to any long-term fitness program.
Eat: Wheat, whole-grain rye, rice, oats, fruits, bananas, steamed vegetables, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, tomatoes, beets, pumpkins, cucumbers, seaweed, vegan yogurt, beans, and natural sugars
Avoid: Oily foods, salt, sweets, and refined sugar

I was ready to get all offended that Cancer's didn't get a pic, but apparently my school server strikes again.

Love of domesticity my.....

Can I switch with my husband? He's a Taurus and I like his food choices better, besides, he won't eat the cranberries OR the asparagus. I can't get him to eat anything but potatoes, cause he's Irish and that fits better with his historical diet....

Fullsterkur_woman

Libra (September 23-October 22)

You're so flipping awesome - nay, magnificently diplomatic—that mid-diet you're liable to change your mind because who wants to eat the same thing everyday. That gets boring, doesn't it?

Best bet: A partner to keep you "energized".
Eat: Alcohol, carbonated beverages, yeasty foods, and refined sugar. Supplement with chicken, beef, pork, fish, shellfish, Whole grains, oats, apples, grapes, strawberries, raisins, steamed vegetables, spinach, tomatoes, peas, carrots, corn, all the cheeses, full fat dairy yogurt, nuts, almonds, cake, and chocolate.
Avoid: veganism

Fixed it for me.

Thanks, babe. [img]http://imorca.net/journalimages/reaction gif/whitelaws thanks babe.gif[/img]

Achrya

Libra (September 23-October 22)

You're so flipping awesome - nay, magnificently diplomatic—that mid-diet you're liable to change your mind because who wants to eat the same thing everyday. That gets boring, doesn't it?

Best bet: A partner to keep you "energized".
Eat: Alcohol, carbonated beverages, yeasty foods, and refined sugar. Supplement with chicken, beef, pork, fish, shellfish, Whole grains, oats, apples, grapes, strawberries, raisins, steamed vegetables, spinach, tomatoes, peas, carrots, corn, all the cheeses, full fat dairy yogurt, nuts, almonds, cake, and chocolate.
Avoid: veganism

Fixed it for me.

Thanks, babe.

Not enough self hate!


Oh wait, that's just how my sign rolls. Carry on then

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smudgekat

Lmfao!

rockmama72

I'm a Capricorn and should eat corn, so that's perfectly logical.

randrews0407

As an Aries, I find it lightly hilarious the avoids are actually what I indulge in the most. Go fire sign!

Me too :drinker:

Avoid alcohol, salty foods and spicy foods :noway:

Achrya

no

Yes.

TX_Rhon

So, I should be a vegetarian and avoid chocolate since I am a Virgo??

lynleeg88

Nope, spice is my life. I refuse to avoid it.

EvgeniZyntx

I'm going to have to find you and eat you. Virgo. What is this no chocolate thing?

KristinaB83

Avoid spicy food and alcohol??? Hell to the no.

Francl27

Laughing because mine is pretty accurate. I don't really like spicy food and can do very well without alcohol. But the rest? Yeahno.

Eleonora91

Cancers are emotional, I think we should have at least one carb daily binge allowed. That's just our nature.

Achrya

I'm going to have to find you and eat you. Virgo. What is this no chocolate thing?

Are you arguing with the stars?