Dieting According to Your Star Sign

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  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,069 Member
    No steak, bacon or snickers for cancer? - I'm out.
  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
    Tell ma fortune next plz!

    You're gonna eat food. And one day you'll die.

    Unless elf. Then, debatable. Go back to fortune telling school, you're drunk!
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Tell ma fortune next plz!

    You're gonna eat food. And one day you'll die.

    Unless elf. Then, debatable. Go back to fortune telling school, you're drunk!

    Are you an elf? Surprise racial condition that was not disclosed!
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    This is absurd!

    Hey! We're all special and different and what works for you may no work for everyone and that's why special and different star sign diets are needed.

    Bully
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Leo (July 23-August 22)

    Warm, regal, and enthusiastic, you are identifiable by your innate flamboyance (you have a weakness for gold) and inclination to grasp people very tenderly on the arm when talking to them.

    Best bet: Appeal to your own vanity by joining a gym, where you can work out in full view of the minions and fantasize ad nauseam about how dazzling you'll look once you've dropped a few pounds.
    Eat: Whole grains, rice, citrus fruits, apples, peaches, root vegetables (e.g., potatoes, carrots, and radishes), spinach, broccoli, bitter greens (e.g., kale and mustard greens), nuts, almonds, sunflower seeds, and figs
    Avoid: Spicy food, and dairy products

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    I have never cut out spicy food or dairy products. I think I have done just fine.
  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
    Tell ma fortune next plz!

    You're gonna eat food. And one day you'll die.

    Unless elf. Then, debatable. Go back to fortune telling school, you're drunk!

    Are you an elf? Surprise racial condition that was not disclosed!

    I always loved surprise endings.
  • firepxy
    firepxy Posts: 13
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    Leo (July 23-August 22)

    Warm, regal, and enthusiastic, you are identifiable by your innate flamboyance (you have a weakness for gold) and inclination to grasp people very tenderly on the arm when talking to them.

    Best bet: Appeal to your own vanity by joining a gym, where you can work out in full view of the minions and fantasize ad nauseam about how dazzling you'll look once you've dropped a few pounds.
    Eat: Whole grains, rice, citrus fruits, apples, peaches, root vegetables (e.g., potatoes, carrots, and radishes), spinach, broccoli, bitter greens (e.g., kale and mustard greens), nuts, almonds, sunflower seeds, and figs
    Avoid: Spicy food, and dairy products.




    Ok... so this is apparently all for vegetarians, I did not see meat in one single sign. And I already eat like this. I don't even like dairy or spicy.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Pisces (February 19-March 20)

    Kindly, dreamy, poetical, and occasionally self-delusional, you badly need structure in your life, or else you'll start drinking gin and writing god-awful song lyrics.

    Best bet: Exercise that gives you the illusion of merging with the universe—yoga, rock climbing, running. To avoid going off the deep end, opt for a rational, three-meal-a-day diet—and hang on to your scales.
    Eat: Apples, oranges, pears, steamed vegetables, cabbage, celery, corn, carrots, tomatoes, broccoli, soy yogurt, nuts, dates, figs, cayenne, garlic, ginger, and protein bars
    Avoid: Coffee, yeasty foods, and refined sugar


    Wow. Do I have to look like a teletubbie?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Leo (July 23-August 22)

    Warm, regal, and enthusiastic, you are identifiable by your innate flamboyance (you have a weakness for gold) and inclination to grasp people very tenderly on the arm when talking to them.

    Best bet: Appeal to your own vanity by joining a gym, where you can work out in full view of the minions and fantasize ad nauseam about how dazzling you'll look once you've dropped a few pounds.
    Eat: Whole grains, rice, citrus fruits, apples, peaches, root vegetables (e.g., potatoes, carrots, and radishes), spinach, broccoli, bitter greens (e.g., kale and mustard greens), nuts, almonds, sunflower seeds, and figs
    Avoid: Spicy food, and dairy products.




    Ok... so this is apparently all for vegetarians, I did not see meat in one single sign. And I already eat like this. I don't even like dairy or spicy.

    All meat = good for all signs. Because meat
  • Justifier
    Justifier Posts: 336 Member
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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Pisces (February 19-March 20)

    Kindly, dreamy, poetical, and occasionally self-delusional, you badly need structure in your life, or else you'll start drinking gin and writing god-awful song lyrics.

    Best bet: Exercise that gives you the illusion of merging with the universe—yoga, rock climbing, running. To avoid going off the deep end, opt for a rational, three-meal-a-day diet—and hang on to your scales.
    Eat: Apples, oranges, pears, steamed vegetables, cabbage, celery, corn, carrots, tomatoes, broccoli, soy yogurt, nuts, dates, figs, cayenne, garlic, ginger, and protein bars
    Avoid: Coffee, yeasty foods, and refined sugar


    Wow. Do I have to look like a teletubbie?

    Everyone's a critic!
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    IDK, but Libra and Aquarius have some sexxxay boobies there... yum! Can I just eat them?
  • jess135177
    jess135177 Posts: 186 Member
    Avoid: Oily foods, yeasty foods, salt, sweets, and refined sugar
    Do detoxes and juice cleanses...well shoot at least I like bikram yoga! haha
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Best bet: A short-term, intense regimen that grips your attention...at least until you get sick of it. Or try a weight loss competition with a friend. You can't fathom coming in second.
    Eat: Brown rice, bananas, fruit juices, olives, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, cauliflower, cucumbers, spinach, radishes, broccoli, beans, lentils, pumpkin, walnuts, figs, dried apricots, garlic, and mustard
    Avoid: Spicy food, salt, and alcohol

    I don't like most of the things on the "eat" list, and eat tons of the three things on the "avoid" list.

    So... NOPE!!!
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member


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    Libra (September 23-October 22)

    You're so flipping awesome - nay, magnificently diplomatic—that mid-diet you're liable to change your mind because who wants to eat the same thing everyday. That gets boring, doesn't it?

    Best bet: A partner to keep you "energized".
    Eat: Alcohol, carbonated beverages, yeasty foods, and refined sugar. Supplement with chicken, beef, pork, fish, shellfish, Whole grains, oats, apples, grapes, strawberries, raisins, steamed vegetables, spinach, tomatoes, peas, carrots, corn, all the cheeses, full fat dairy yogurt, nuts, almonds, cake, and chocolate.
    Avoid: veganism


    Fixed it for me.

    And for me, too!

    I'll take the eat all the foodz and avoid veganism, thank you very much. Pass the yeasty bread, shellfish, and strawberry spinach salad please! (And don't forget my cheese)
  • GEMMA_2014
    GEMMA_2014 Posts: 81
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    Cancer (June 22-July 22)

    Cancers are emotional eaters, before bedtime snackers, and inveterate food hoarders.

    Best bet: With your love of domesticity, retrain yourself to prepare soothing meals that aren't over-the-top fattening. Tenacious and hardworking, you respond beautifully to any long-term fitness program.
    Eat: Wheat, whole-grain rye, rice, oats, fruits, bananas, steamed vegetables, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, tomatoes, beets, pumpkins, cucumbers, seaweed, vegan yogurt, beans, and natural sugars
    Avoid: Oily foods, salt, sweets, and refined sugar

    I was ready to get all offended that Cancer's didn't get a pic, but apparently my school server strikes again.

    Love of domesticity my.....

    Can I switch with my husband? He's a Taurus and I like his food choices better, besides, he won't eat the cranberries OR the asparagus. I can't get him to eat anything but potatoes, cause he's Irish and that fits better with his historical diet....
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    Interesting !!! :indifferent:
  • GEMMA_2014
    GEMMA_2014 Posts: 81
    I am a Cancer. i guess I did it all wrong when i dropped 113 lbs eating salt, grease, sugar and sweets. LOL
  • ponycyndi
    ponycyndi Posts: 858 Member
    I'm aTaurus, so I'm stubborn. No one can tell me how to diet!!!
  • bumblebreezy91
    bumblebreezy91 Posts: 520 Member
    "Best bet: Aquarius rules the ankles and circulatory system, which is why skiing, treadmilling, and dancing are excellent calorie burners for you."

    Uh-uh, nope. I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. I can't do a single one of these. Also, I have complications of EDS like Reynaud's (which means my circulation isn't so great), dysautonomia, and hypotension.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member

    Cancer (June 22-July 22)

    Cancers are emotional eaters, before bedtime snackers, and inveterate food hoarders.

    If you're gonna call me names, at least pick appropriate ones, like "hoochie" or "biotch"
  • cafeaulait7
    cafeaulait7 Posts: 2,459 Member

    Cancer (June 22-July 22)

    Cancers are emotional eaters, before bedtime snackers, and inveterate food hoarders.

    If you're gonna call me names, at least pick appropriate ones, like "hoochie" or "biotch"

    :D:D:D

    I'm too sexy for my sign picture, so I refuse to read it. If the stars don't even know how sexy I am, I just don't know what to say ;)
  • Focusisfab
    Focusisfab Posts: 140
    Best bet: Appeal to your own vanity by joining a gym, where you can work out in full view of the minions and fantasize ad nauseam about how dazzling you'll look once you've dropped a few pounds.

    Haha!! Loved it!
  • Josalinn
    Josalinn Posts: 1,066 Member
    Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

    Prone to claustrophobia, you require freedom, challenge, and open spaces filled with gaily chirping birds. You also tend to put on weight easily, particularly in the hips and thighs.

    Best bet: Go hiking rather than sequestering yourself inside a gym. As for dieting, don't even think about it. Just try to eat for health and lead a vigorous, don't-fence-me-in life.
    Eat: Whole grains, whole-grain cereals, pears, apples, oranges, strawberries, root vegetables (e.g., potatoes, carrots, and radishes), onions, olives, figs, and garlic
    Avoid: Spicy food, sweets, refined sugar, and alcohol

    I am claustrophobic, never knew that it was a Sagittarius thing. I also gain my weight in my hips and thighs. So that was kinda interesting!

    BUT I hate hiking... I like to sit under a nice tree and read a book. I love all the "Eats" and sorry, can't live without the "Avoids." You just try to take away my spicy food!
  • Whambam087
    Whambam087 Posts: 170
    I should workout in full view of my minions lol...and give up spicy foods and dairy? Ha ha I think not
  • urbanplum
    urbanplum Posts: 188
    Obviously this isn't accurate. I'm a Pisces and everything repulses me. :happy:
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member

    Virgo (August 23-September 22)

    Practically everything on the planet repulses you, or just plain gives you the shivers (you're the kids who'll eat only beige food one month, organic chimichangas the next), and you're maddeningly (to some) hypersensitive about dietary matters.

    Best bet: Vegetarianism, or any fringe diet and fitness program that's pragmatic, detailed, purifying, and ferociously organized.
    Eat: Whole grains and cereals, oats, fruit salads, fruit juices, lemon juice, bananas, oranges, leafy greens, vegetables with spices, sprouts, soups, teas, and almonds
    Avoid: Rich and heavy foods, and chocolate

    WTF?! No. This is soooo completely not me. And you better be prepared to die taking away my chocolate.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member

    Cancer (June 22-July 22)

    Cancers are emotional eaters, before bedtime snackers, and inveterate food hoarders.

    If you're gonna call me names, at least pick appropriate ones, like "hoochie" or "biotch"

    :D:D:D

    I'm too sexy for my sign picture, so I refuse to read it. If the stars don't even know how sexy I am, I just don't know what to say ;)

    I'm all for new star signs to reflect us sexy MFP beasts. I'll get to work on that... :bigsmile:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member

    Cancer (June 22-July 22)

    Cancers are emotional eaters, before bedtime snackers, and inveterate food hoarders.

    If you're gonna call me names, at least pick appropriate ones, like "hoochie" or "biotch"

    :D:D:D

    I'm too sexy for my sign picture, so I refuse to read it. If the stars don't even know how sexy I am, I just don't know what to say ;)

    I'm all for new star signs to reflect us sexy MFP beasts. I'll get to work on that... :bigsmile:

    Throwing in my hat to pose for Scorpio. Lol

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