Women..(or men) Worst pickup lines USED ON U...

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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?











    Because it looks like you landed on your face!
    ETA: I kid, I just love that line.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    You have a great *kitten* and legs, you should try running.
  • 2_6y_4_U
    2_6y_4_U Posts: 96
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    "Are you from Tennesse?"(is that how you spell it?)
    "No, why?"
    "Cause you're the only ten I see!"

    It was a really stupid line but it got me into his bed.. may i mention, i was very drunk and thought "a gold sticker for trying!" xD
  • strops1965
    strops1965 Posts: 4
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    chat up line used on me once in a night club. guy walks over to me and says your dress would look good one my bedroom floor how about ti then. lol
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Another one but not mine....friend from high school was waiting at a bus stop in the shady area of our city and this guy came up to her and offered her $40 bucks for a good time.
  • JJHnIOWA
    JJHnIOWA Posts: 48
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    For the licked-a-lot-a-puss line, the actual joke is what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

    See, makes sense then. :-)

    What do u call a gay dinosaur?

    Mega-sore-*kitten*.

    RELAX PEOPLE, IT'S A JOKE.

    Here is one that always works for me:

    Excuse me, but do you wash your clothes in Windex?

    No, why?

    Because i can see myself in your underwear. *rimshot*
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I think my favorite one that has been used on me was, " you have amazing 'posture.' " lol, real clever.
  • RadkaPrager
    RadkaPrager Posts: 190
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    nice butt, wanna dance?

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