How To Lose a MFP Friend in 10 Days

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.

    How dare you question my 800 calorie folding laundry burn.
    Your squats weren't deep enough! Shenanigans!
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.

    How dare you question my 800 calorie folding laundry burn.
    Your squats weren't deep enough! Shenanigans!

    :grumble: My avatar is proof!
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
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    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.

    How dare you question my 800 calorie folding laundry burn.
    Your squats weren't deep enough! Shenanigans!

    :grumble: My avatar is proof!
    You're gonna hurt your back if you continue to round it like that.

    Do you even led day?
  • PolacaFL
    PolacaFL Posts: 213 Member
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    My MFP friends, with the exception of one are related to me. I don't think there is anything I could do for them to delete me.
  • LandonRand
    LandonRand Posts: 166
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    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    We better not even become friends then...
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.

    How dare you question my 800 calorie folding laundry burn.
    Your squats weren't deep enough! Shenanigans!

    :grumble: My avatar is proof!
    You're gonna hurt your back if you continue to round it like that.

    Do you even leg day?

    :huh: Dudes are supposed to do legs? :noway:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.

    How dare you question my 800 calorie folding laundry burn.
    Your squats weren't deep enough! Shenanigans!

    :grumble: My avatar is proof!
    You're gonna hurt your back if you continue to round it like that.

    Do you even leg day?

    :huh: Dudes are supposed to do legs? :noway:
    That superorange body is only sexy with thick muscular thighs.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.

    How dare you question my 800 calorie folding laundry burn.
    Your squats weren't deep enough! Shenanigans!

    :grumble: My avatar is proof!
    You're gonna hurt your back if you continue to round it like that.

    Do you even leg day?

    :huh: Dudes are supposed to do legs? :noway:
    That superorange body is only sexy with thick muscular thighs.

    Thanks. I will definitely take this into consideration.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    I came up with another one for my list. A friend that has TANG in their food diary.

    I am not the most politically correct person myself, but that is downright offensive to me.

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Or even worse, a Tangwich

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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Tangwich. This is just wrong!
  • katw0man_
    katw0man_ Posts: 187 Member
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    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    I only delete people if they're never pervy

    omg i died
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    I only delete people if they're never pervy

    omg i died

    That might cause some of your friends to delete you. :flowerforyou:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Someone got mad when i adviced her to drink less alcohol.. well 2 bottles of wines per day with some other alcohol shots seems to much for anyone.. So this was the comment to lose a MFP friend in 10 minutes :laugh: :laugh:

    Did it fit within her macros? :drinker:
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
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    I can do it in 1 :laugh:
    Do you want a prize? Really, this tells me you are bigger @sshole than me, :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Bump
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Resurrecting a zombie thread here.

    unfunny jokes
  • flabassmcgee
    flabassmcgee Posts: 659 Member
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    Complain of being hungry after several people tell you to eat more, yet continue to undereat because you want to lose weight. :|
  • LiftsNHeels
    LiftsNHeels Posts: 966 Member
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    Become an interactive stalker friend, by obsessively posting throughout the day on their wall.

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