You know you are on MFP when...

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  • Hershpup
    Hershpup Posts: 22 Member
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    Your girlfriend asks you how many calories you've burned today and your reply is "2 Oreos"

    Lol! I loved this ^^

    when you bypass a higher calorie salad in favor for Lean protein.
  • beaches61
    beaches61 Posts: 154 Member
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    You plan/schedule your consumption of wine or beer a week in advance.
  • dshalbert
    dshalbert Posts: 677 Member
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    you have already logged the glass of wine you are currently drinking while reading the boards! :smile: :drinker: :drinker:

    This! :laugh: also you walk that extra mile so you can have that glass of wine
  • EmmiDahling
    EmmiDahling Posts: 104 Member
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    A coworker who noticed your weight loss asks you for advice and you start by asking If she knows her BMR and TDEE
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    When people ask you how you lost the weight and I say,"I ate food and exercised." The dumb founded look that I get, :huh:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    You catch yourself using the phrase "dat azz" in normal conversations . . .
  • MissSarahAllison315
    MissSarahAllison315 Posts: 263 Member
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    When you look at the calories before you look at the price on food at restaurants

    YUP.
  • kbolin28
    kbolin28 Posts: 1 Member
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    yup!
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
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    ...when you don't eat all week so that you can get hammered on the weekend.
  • ronbo62098
    ronbo62098 Posts: 59 Member
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    You decide not to eat something because you'll be embarrassed for your MFPals to see it in your diary.

    ^^^ This, so this.
  • _tigerblood_
    _tigerblood_ Posts: 42 Member
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    When you judge people in the supermarket check out lane because of all the unhealthy stuff they're buying.
    No. That just makes you a horrible human being.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
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    you have already logged the glass of wine you are currently drinking while reading the boards! :smile: :drinker: :drinker:

    Lol is that your face print on my window?
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    You decide to eat a limited edition Pop Tart flavor so your MFPals see it in your diary and get all jelly

    ^^^ This, so this.

    FIFY
  • HilarysaurusRex
    HilarysaurusRex Posts: 9
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    When you notice foods you like have little to no protein and it makes you legitimately angry that they are useless.
  • SephiraRose
    SephiraRose Posts: 775 Member
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    All of the above.
  • Kupe
    Kupe Posts: 758 Member
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    When you exercise hard and fast so that you can eat the chocolate that is in the pantry at home which has been taughting you the whole day.
  • pita7317
    pita7317 Posts: 1,437 Member
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    Eating is now all all about the numbers.
    Long gone are the days of cooking whatever sounded good and eating too much of it.
    But more than worth it ! I was out of control. Yikes !
    At age 55...paying attention to what you eat is a MUST.
  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
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    When you a pleased to know what brand of cheese is on your toasted sandwich that someone makes you. It saves asking lol. When logging food on your phone someone asks 'what calories did it give you?' And then it feels weird to tell them lol
  • Supertact
    Supertact Posts: 466 Member
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    Agree with a lot.

    Food getting cold while logging it
    Not eating something because I'll never be able to log it correctly
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
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    When you don't eat something because you are not sure what it's called or how to log it.

    haha, this!

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