Drunk

mmuzzatti
mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
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Hello!
My name is Marcello and I am pretty drunk....anybody else?

Signed,
Marcello

Wait I already said that....WTF?
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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    I guess we can look forward to another post the first time he has sex...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    You should do something crazy.
    Like.
    Seriously crazy.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Edit...report back to us repeatedly and let us know how things are going.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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  • mtikky
    mtikky Posts: 53 Member
    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Is it bad that I read that and thought of...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9W9VdKt1WI
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Is it bad that I read that and thought of...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9W9VdKt1WI

    Honestly, yes...are you drunk? :drinker:
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I know she's not me because she's a brunette. Whew! :laugh:

    Have fun but don't drive, OP.
  • mtikky
    mtikky Posts: 53 Member
    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Is it bad that I read that and thought of...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9W9VdKt1WI

    Honestly, yes...are you drunk? :drinker:

    Nope, unfortunately not, it's 3:15AM and I'm working night shift (12 hours). Roll on 7am.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    I think he typed it earlier and waited to click the button.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I don't know, he got quiet.. Where did he go?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.

    Hi :flowerforyou:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I don't know, he got quiet.. Where did he go?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Passed out.

    Or...he's out doing something CRAZY!
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.
    Or so you think...
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I peed on an electric fence once.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I peed on an electric fence once.

    I tasered myself one night, repeatedly
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I called strangers and sang to them!!!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I stole a car radio antenna doodad, shaped like a cactus.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I don't know, he got quiet.. Where did he go?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Passed out.

    Or...he's out doing something CRAZY!
    Hope he remembers to post pics for us hahaha
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I don't know, he got quiet.. Where did he go?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Went to steal a sign would be my guess.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I threw popcorn kernels all over someone's apartment. They were drunk. I do not recall what I was on that night.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I don't know, he got quiet.. Where did he go?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Went to steal a sign would be my guess.
    Omg your avi pic XD
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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    My drunk college roommate peed on my backpack. ****er
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.

    Hi :flowerforyou:

    Hello there. :)

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  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    I lived my teenage years in the boon docks and the street signs were basically just buried in the dirt road. No cement to keep it secure so when we got wasted we would pull them up and then them so nobody would go down the right road. Back then they also had a big box where the cable could be shut on and off for the entire area. We got in so much **** for opening it and turning it off. Hey, they should have locked it. LOL. Those were the days.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I called strangers and sang to them!!!

    I have a story to tell about calling people. It was the same people whose apartment I threw popcorn kernels in, but I can't tell it here. It was badddd
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.
    Or so you think...

    Quiet you. YOU SAW NOTHING.

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