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mmuzzatti
mmuzzatti Posts: 706 Member
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Hello!
My name is Marcello and I am pretty drunk....anybody else?

Signed,
Marcello

Wait I already said that....WTF?
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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    I guess we can look forward to another post the first time he has sex...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    You should do something crazy.
    Like.
    Seriously crazy.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Edit...report back to us repeatedly and let us know how things are going.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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  • mtikky
    mtikky Posts: 53 Member
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    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Is it bad that I read that and thought of...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9W9VdKt1WI
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Is it bad that I read that and thought of...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9W9VdKt1WI

    Honestly, yes...are you drunk? :drinker:
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
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    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I know she's not me because she's a brunette. Whew! :laugh:

    Have fun but don't drive, OP.
  • mtikky
    mtikky Posts: 53 Member
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    Sin is right. Go steal a sign, but not a stop sign, ok?

    Is it bad that I read that and thought of...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9W9VdKt1WI

    Honestly, yes...are you drunk? :drinker:

    Nope, unfortunately not, it's 3:15AM and I'm working night shift (12 hours). Roll on 7am.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    I think he typed it earlier and waited to click the button.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I don't know, he got quiet.. Where did he go?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.

    Hi :flowerforyou:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I don't know, he got quiet.. Where did he go?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Passed out.

    Or...he's out doing something CRAZY!
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.
    Or so you think...
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I peed on an electric fence once.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I peed on an electric fence once.

    I tasered myself one night, repeatedly
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I called strangers and sang to them!!!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I stole a car radio antenna doodad, shaped like a cactus.

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