Drunk

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    So instead of drunk texting you are drunk posting on a MFP board, nice... also, you are pretty good at typing if you're really gone.

    IDK about the OP, but even when I'm drunk the grammar Nazi in me refuses to let me post anything incoherent.

    Agreed. my drunkenness is always such that I can text in complete sentences, or am too wasted to pick up the phone.

    Hi :flowerforyou:

    Hello there. :)

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    :swoon:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I called strangers and sang to them!!!

    I have a story to tell about calling people. It was the same people whose apartment I threw popcorn kernels in, but I can't tell it here. It was badddd
    Ohhhh, I want to hear this pretty pleeeeease?? :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I called strangers and sang to them!!!

    I have a story to tell about calling people. It was the same people whose apartment I threw popcorn kernels in, but I can't tell it here. It was badddd
    Ohhhh, I want to hear this pretty pleeeeease?? :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    I'll PM you. :heart:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I called strangers and sang to them!!!

    I have a story to tell about calling people. It was the same people whose apartment I threw popcorn kernels in, but I can't tell it here. It was badddd
    Ohhhh, I want to hear this pretty pleeeeease?? :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    I'll PM you. :heart:
    Buahahaha, it's THAT bad, eh? XD <33
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    A former coworker followed a group of us to my apartment after some drinking. She offered my roommate a BJ. In front of everyone. She was scary. My roommate locked himself in his room. After everyone left we made out, cuz I was hammered too. I wasn't cool enough for the same offer, so I sent her out. The good ol days.
  • KudraM
    KudraM Posts: 73 Member
    55 and retired? I'd probably be drunk too....or traveling the world. :drinker:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I stole a life sized magnetic puzzle of Captain Morgan from a bar.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I stole a cardboard cutout of Tony Gwynn from Denny's.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    I can't say that I have done a whole lot of crazy stuff while drunk...

    However, this past year at my company's holiday party I won an award and 500 dollars. I got so hammered at that party, I decided to take about 9 of us to a strip club.

    I blew all of my money on lap dances and liquor.

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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    If you're reading this Isis, give me a call. :tongue:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I stole a furry bar stool on spring break in Daytona Beach
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    I got so drunk on a first date that I passed out in his apartment. My family got so worried when I didn't come home they call the place we both worked to get his number. Everyone learned we had gone out and I spent the night. Very embarrassing. But we were a couple for two years.

    Barfed in my sister's laundry hamper... She found it a few days later when she got home from vacation. I have no recollection of doing it.

    Friends and I used to drive to affluent neighborhoods (yes, drive like idiots) and go skinny dipping in people's pools (chunky dunking in my case).

    Now just the thought of a drink makes me queasy.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I rode home in a shopping cart one night.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    ........I egged someone's door.
    Left them a twix as "I'm sorry"......
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'm worried about Marcello, srs.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I was the driver many times in college, 8-10 drunk dudes in the back of my pickup truck. I'd stop quickly when we got back, and try to dump them out.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I got pulled over one night on our way to the bar and had like 5 people in the back seat. Cop says, "everyone wearing their seatbelts?" Everyone, "Yessss!" The cop, "ok, you can go, be safe tonight"
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Marvel lobos face down praying to the porcelain god
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Called a church and pretended to be having sex on the phone... Loudly.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'm worried about Marcello, srs.

    he's probably getting laid or something


    ****ing marcello
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Stole a very large wooden sign from a gynecolegist's office. Friend's roommate got mad. Dumped it in the lake like a dead body the next day. :cry:
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Called a church and pretended to be having sex on the phone... Loudly.
    I worked the phones at my church youth group and some crazy chick called in while doing the nasty. It was oddly arousing.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'm worried about Marcello, srs.

    he's probably getting laid or something


    ****ing marcello

    Giggling so hard.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    We stole a manhole cover from Main St.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Called a church and pretended to be having sex on the phone... Loudly.
    I worked the phones at my church youth group and some crazy chick called in while doing the nasty. It was oddly arousing.
    Oh lawd lol XD
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    We stole a manhole cover from Main St.

    Oooob...that's good.

    Stole entire sign from the Intersection of College Ave. and Tiger Blvd. in Clemson, SC
  • GinGerSnapS713
    GinGerSnapS713 Posts: 37 Member
    Came home with a cowboy hat but missing both shoes.





    There are no cowboys in my hometown.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Came home with a cowboy hat but missing both shoes.





    There are no cowboys in my hometown.

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