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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    If you're reading this Isis, give me a call. :tongue:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I stole a furry bar stool on spring break in Daytona Beach
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
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    I got so drunk on a first date that I passed out in his apartment. My family got so worried when I didn't come home they call the place we both worked to get his number. Everyone learned we had gone out and I spent the night. Very embarrassing. But we were a couple for two years.

    Barfed in my sister's laundry hamper... She found it a few days later when she got home from vacation. I have no recollection of doing it.

    Friends and I used to drive to affluent neighborhoods (yes, drive like idiots) and go skinny dipping in people's pools (chunky dunking in my case).

    Now just the thought of a drink makes me queasy.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    I rode home in a shopping cart one night.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    ........I egged someone's door.
    Left them a twix as "I'm sorry"......
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'm worried about Marcello, srs.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I was the driver many times in college, 8-10 drunk dudes in the back of my pickup truck. I'd stop quickly when we got back, and try to dump them out.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I got pulled over one night on our way to the bar and had like 5 people in the back seat. Cop says, "everyone wearing their seatbelts?" Everyone, "Yessss!" The cop, "ok, you can go, be safe tonight"
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Marvel lobos face down praying to the porcelain god
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Called a church and pretended to be having sex on the phone... Loudly.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'm worried about Marcello, srs.

    he's probably getting laid or something


    ****ing marcello
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Stole a very large wooden sign from a gynecolegist's office. Friend's roommate got mad. Dumped it in the lake like a dead body the next day. :cry:
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Called a church and pretended to be having sex on the phone... Loudly.
    I worked the phones at my church youth group and some crazy chick called in while doing the nasty. It was oddly arousing.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    MARCELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


    POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I'm worried about Marcello, srs.

    he's probably getting laid or something


    ****ing marcello

    Giggling so hard.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    We stole a manhole cover from Main St.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Called a church and pretended to be having sex on the phone... Loudly.
    I worked the phones at my church youth group and some crazy chick called in while doing the nasty. It was oddly arousing.
    Oh lawd lol XD
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    We stole a manhole cover from Main St.

    Oooob...that's good.

    Stole entire sign from the Intersection of College Ave. and Tiger Blvd. in Clemson, SC
  • GinGerSnapS713
    GinGerSnapS713 Posts: 37 Member
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    Came home with a cowboy hat but missing both shoes.





    There are no cowboys in my hometown.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Came home with a cowboy hat but missing both shoes.





    There are no cowboys in my hometown.

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