When people get the wrong kind of "treat" for you.
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I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>
im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.
i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.
you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.
Am disappointed in you .-.
i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.
i am disappointed in myself.0 -
Next time you're out, maybe get the 12-pack of the mini eggs so you can have a couple here and there.
Cadbury Eggs are my FAVE! Easter candy is my downfall. Except for Peeps, Peeps are icky :noway:0 -
Do not, I repeat DO NOT, ever even try one bite of Moose Tracks ice cream.I have to know what kind of treacherous chocolate peanut butter ice cream lead to your downfall. I do not belittle your pain, just....you know...for science.
That's the horror of it all. Any kind. Brand doesn't matter. Even generic, store brand works. So long as it's chocolate ice cream with that hard ribbon of peanut butter running through it.
You dig in to take a bite, but you want the right balance of peanut butter to chocolate. And oh no, there's too much peanut butter on the spoon. So you balance that out with more chocolate. Repeat. Repeat. Peanut butter begins to get scarce so you dig deeper to find what's been hiding in the corners...
At the end it's you, an empty box, and shame. Sweet, delicious shame.
I miss Moose Tracks. I should get some.
Sabotage!0 -
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>
im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.
i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.
you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.
Am disappointed in you .-.
i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.
i am disappointed in myself.0 -
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>
im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.
i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.
you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.
Am disappointed in you .-.
i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.
i am disappointed in myself.
so OP was trolling...
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TDEE-20%0
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I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed of how many responses this got >>
im not sure what emotion you should have regarding the number of replies.
i am actually struggling with my own emotions regarding this thread at the moment.
when i first read the OP i gave you the benefit of the doubt, and figured this thread was posted for some trolling fun.
after your last couple responses, i'm beginning to think that you really do need advice on how to NOT EAT SOMETHING YOU DONT WANT.
you are either an incredibly talented troll, or.......not.
Am disappointed in you .-.
i came back into this thread specifically to say that i saw you pop up on another one of my friends pages, and that my initial instinct was correct.
i am disappointed in myself.
so OP was trolling...
It actually happened though
Am super sad about my egg.0 -
Is there a reason you can't get it yourself?
This!0 -
Crack open the caramel egg. Smear a tantalizing bit of the caramel across your bare collarbone or decolletage (your choice). Lean over to your dear BF and whisper something sweetly seductive. Tremble a bit as he devours said caramel. You then purr into his ear "We should do that again with the creme eggs sometime." You will come home to 3 dozen Cadbury creme eggs tomorrow night. Problem solved.
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Is there a reason you can't get it yourself?
This!
Totally not the point of the threaaaad.
But that's okay 'cuz it's really long and I don't expect you to read it alllll.
Nah nah nah la la *drum solo*
*Jazz hands*
c:0 -
Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?0 -
Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?
It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:0 -
Nah nah nah la la *drum solo*
*Jazz hands*
c:
I have no idea what that means...0 -
Crack open the caramel egg. Smear a tantalizing bit of the caramel across your bare collarbone or decolletage (your choice). Lean over to your dear BF and whisper something sweetly seductive. Tremble a bit as he devours said caramel. You then purr into his ear "We should do that again with the creme eggs sometime." You will come home to 3 dozen Cadbury creme eggs tomorrow night. Problem solved.
Thread win!
Just never (and I mean *never*) try that with coleslaw. Seriously.0 -
Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?
It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:
How can a Reese's be disappointing?0 -
Nah nah nah la la *drum solo*
*Jazz hands*
c:
I have no idea what that means...
I was making it into a fun little song for you .-.0 -
Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?
It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:
How can a Reese's be disappointing?
Exactly
That's why it's sad.0 -
My advice would be - don't eat something you don't want. Thank him (what a sweetie to go get one for you) and put it away for another day. maybe you'll want it some other time, but maybe you'll use it as a treat for someone else some time. Just know that you saved 200 calories by not eating it.0
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Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?
It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:
BLASPHEMER!!!
The eggs are better than the cups, IMO. More PB to chocolate.
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Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
They're an actual thing????. Really?!?!?
It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:
How can a Reese's be disappointing?
Exactly
That's why it's sad.
That makes me sad
I would probably still try one though0 -
Can;t you say "OH thanks. I prefer the creme eggs to the caramel ones, so, remember that for next time *wink* ?0
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It's like a really, really disappointing Reese's cup /:
BLASPHEMER!!!
The eggs are better than the cups, IMO. More PB to chocolate.
Doesn't look like an egg, but looks amaaaaaaazing...0 -
They know better! Nothing is better than the WRONG treat.
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Wow....three pages over a piece of chocolate ( not even really good chocolate ...lol ) !
I wish I lived in a 1st World country and could share those problems......:o).
Now back to filling the bath tub, pots and buckets with water, because due to a chronic water shortage my part of the town will have the water turned off this pm until late Sunday night, so another part of the city can have water.
LOL Third World Problems0 -
Wow....three pages over a piece of chocolate ( not even really good chocolate ...lol ) !
I wish I lived in a 1st World country and could share those problems......:o).
Now back to filling the bath tub, pots and buckets with water, because due to a chronic water shortage my part of the town will have the water turned off this pm until late Sunday night, so another part of the city can have water.
LOL Third World Problems
LOL.
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It happend to me today. A colleague gave me a huge box of chocolates because of some award I received at work. She wanted to give me something too I guess as congratulations. I thanked her. I ate a piece then put the box in the commual snack area because no way am I eating 20 chocolate pieces all by myself.
Directions please to your communal snack area while there are still 19 pieces.0 -
Do not, I repeat DO NOT, ever even try one bite of Moose Tracks ice cream.
We are an Denali Extreme Moose Tracks family, but I just went to their website and they have 30 flavors! The Chocolate Moose Tracks has peanut butter cups in it! As soon as I leave work, I am headed to my grocery store and DEMAND they stock it. And the Andes Mint one, too. I feel like we have purposely been denied these DELICIOUS TREATS!0 -
Crack open the caramel egg. Smear a tantalizing bit of the caramel across your bare collarbone or decolletage (your choice). Lean over to your dear BF and whisper something sweetly seductive. Tremble a bit as he devours said caramel. You then purr into his ear "We should do that again with the creme eggs sometime." You will come home to 3 dozen Cadbury creme eggs tomorrow night. Problem solved.
Thread win!
Just never (and I mean *never*) try that with coleslaw. Seriously.
Hmmmm, I could see a smokin' hot vegan pulling that one off. It's all about presentation!0 -
This always cracks me up because my mind instantly starts trying to insert the correct expletive until I realize it's just another word for kittycat. Aaaannnnd, the correct way to eat a creme egg is to bite an entrance hole in the chocolate and then extract the creme with one's tongue, eating bites of chocolate as is left naked by the removal of the creme.
I'm a *****cat, really.The hierarchy goes Chocolate & caramel > Chocolate & peanut butter >x1,000,000 Chocolate and gelatinous egg goo.
Sacrilege! There is no better combo on this planet than chocolate & peanut butter!
Oh, and speaking of 'gelatinous egg goo', am I the only one who takes a bite of the shell and then eats that part first? Is that normal or am I a total psycho? #fatkidproblems
Bro, that is the ONLY way to do it.
No, no, no. You eat the chocolate and goo TOGETHER.
This is why the mini eggs are perfect.
I would fight you, but you intimidate me so much .-. Fack.0 -
Crack open the caramel egg. Smear a tantalizing bit of the caramel across your bare collarbone or decolletage (your choice). Lean over to your dear BF and whisper something sweetly seductive. Tremble a bit as he devours said caramel. You then purr into his ear "We should do that again with the creme eggs sometime." You will come home to 3 dozen Cadbury creme eggs tomorrow night. Problem solved.
Thread win!
Just never (and I mean *never*) try that with coleslaw. Seriously.
Sauerkraut or GTFO0
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