I got hurt feelings

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greetstrz
greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zI3_pnUU3k&feature=kp

I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized ***hole, no one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
You could've said something nice about my profiteroles
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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    So sad for your feels, but that's just the deal
    when cooking for others, be it sisters or brothers
    The rewards in the making, it's there for the taking
    Nevermind the damn ingrates, starvation's their fate.
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
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    Have you even been told that your *kitten* is too big?
    Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
    Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
    Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.
  • goldthistime
    goldthistime Posts: 3,214 Member
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    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.

    Well done, and in 10 minutes tops.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.

    Well done, and in 10 minutes tops.

    *bows* One of my many useless talents.
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
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    Not useless at all,
    don't ever dismiss,
    your wicked fast replies,
    when they try to diss.

    Your words, they'll be punches,
    that hit them so hard.
    Keep doing your crunches,
    but use words are your guard.
  • Lynzigzagzay
    Lynzigzagzay Posts: 75 Member
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    Amazing. :flowerforyou:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Not useless at all,
    don't ever dismiss,
    your wicked fast replies,
    when they try to diss.

    Your words, they'll be punches,
    that hit them so hard.
    Keep doing your crunches,
    but use words are your guard

    Thanks for your prose
    But now I must work
    so that one day soon
    I shall be able to twerk
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
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    Sweet Linzigzagzay,
    why don't you join in?
    For laughs and for play,
    one word to begin.
    Then think of a second
    that sounds just like that.
    Simple I reckon,
    your rhyme is a fact.
  • tapirfrog
    tapirfrog Posts: 616 Member
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    keep twerkin dem buns
    'cause they shine like some suns
    my eyeballs be bleedin'
    'cause the sight I am needin'
    of some sweet manly beef
    that will suit me for breedin'.

    Don't want me no attitude
    and likewise no talk
    what I'd take with some gratitude
    is a nice sexy walk

    Like 'em big
    like 'em dumb
    like 'em under my thumb
    and I can't believe I'm writing this because it's completely the opposite of what I really think.
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
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    Thanks for your prose
    But now I must work
    so that one day soon
    I shall be able to twerk

    If that day arrives,
    I'll be cheering you on.
    Not cause I like twerking
    (perhaps I do like your bum).

    The reason for cheering
    is simple and plain.
    I find play endearing
    and a comfort in pain.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
    I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    I've never been told that my *kitten* is too big
    but then again it's the size of a fig
    as for my hair, I am not really aware
    since that tragic mistake with that bottle of Nair
    I'm told that in bed I am better than most
    of the denizens that live on the Ivory coast
    As for my head and it's unusual shape
    the only one to comment was a silver backed ape
    and due to his size and his rather large frame
    my answer was meek and really quite tame.

    Well done, and in 10 minutes tops.

    *bows* One of my many useless talents.

    Finishing fast
    It's not such a blast
    It leads to sadness
    Caused by badness

    Take your time
    To complete the rhyme
    Give the girl a moment
    And you shall own it
  • tomaspetro
    tomaspetro Posts: 1,508 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zI3_pnUU3k&feature=kp

    I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
    Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
    Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
    Nobody compliments the meal

    I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
    I feel like a prized ***hole, no one even mentions my casserole
    I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
    You could've said something nice about my profiteroles

    Cook gladly, my dear, and quit your *****in
    You're not, after all, a stooge in Hell's Kitchen
    Ramsey, for one, wouldn't care how you feel
    though you might try to propose a heartfelt appeal
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    This is my last, I promise to you
    My boss is a calling, I assure you it's true
    For abs and muscles might give you some thrills
    Sadly yet they do not pay the bills.
  • pittbullgirl
    pittbullgirl Posts: 341 Member
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    This is my last, I promise to you
    My boss is a calling, I assure you it's true
    For abs and muscles might give you some thrills
    Sadly yet they do not pay the bills.

    They could indeed pay the bill,
    if you had the strongest of wills
    Shake your *kitten*
    while I drop it right fast
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    I love this thread
    I'm reading it in bed
  • greetstrz
    greetstrz Posts: 25 Member
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    Cook gladly, my dear, and quit your *****in
    You're not, after all, a stooge in Hell's Kitchen
    Ramsey, for one, wouldn't care how you feel
    though you might try to propose a heartfelt appeal

    That Ramsey dude,
    he's got nothing on me.
    He might be all rude,
    when you burn the odd curry.
    But when he loses a star,
    there's no longer a shout.
    Way better by far,
    to see him crying out loud.
  • nicolabarratt267
    nicolabarratt267 Posts: 64
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    My calves ache.
    I like cake.

    Lyrical genius right here...
  • TrevNiel22
    TrevNiel22 Posts: 182
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    i'm very confused. :laugh:

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